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brass monkies

incredibly cold, freezing in fact.
derived from the saying 'it's cold enough to freeze the bollocks of a brass monkey' it would need to be incredlibly cold to bring brass to a point where it would just become so brittle it broke away
'gawd it's brass monkies out there innit?'
by god bless filler bunny September 19, 2005
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Menzies

A man that is more woman than man. Often experiences menstrual cramps with no bleeding at all from his small penis. He often finds that when he passes a Jeep on the road he loses another girlfriend.
Did you see that guy in the BMW? What a Menzies!
by codymitt August 29, 2011
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pubic monkies

She doesn't have any pubic monkeys because she just "shaved"
by David smells April 5, 2003
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space monkies

Back in the day Stalin's ape-man super warriors were supposed to take over the world.
Planet of the Apes style.
Mean-while Britain and other Euro-style countries had already colonized most of it, in very monkey fashion I might add.
What happens if humans start to call themselves scientists and experiment on each other and unsuspecting civilians?
Well, you get a bunch of space monkies with alien-grade technology and all hell breaks loose.

What do you think of project Northwoods?
- space monkies
What do you think of project U2?
- space monkies
What do you think of scientists in Stalinist Russia?
- space monkies
What do you think of scientists in Hitler's Germany?
- space monkies
What do you think of Nagasaki?
- space monkies
What do you think of mk ultra?
- space monkies
What do you think of that idiot with a laser beam?
- space monkey

Well give these people a break!
Wouldn't you just be another space monkey if you got all this technology?

Yes, but I know it.
I don't think these titular scientists and strategists do.

NOTE: not to be confused with the alt rock band from Britain, Space Monkeys
Did you hear the commies had program to mate humans and monkies? Yeah I did, what a bunch of space monkies!
by monkey_in_space April 13, 2021
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dirty menzies

giving a handjob with steelwool, or period sex.
bro did you hear that emily gave him a dirty menzies last Saturday?

you don't even need to tell me, that's common knowledge and happens all the time.
by biggienuts October 5, 2021
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menzies

a sly creature that never stops thinking about sex and only comes/cums out at night! plus he is a sexaholic virgin! plus hes a retard lol just kiddin
ahh its a menzies! the foul beast!
by andrew (who could that be) December 13, 2006
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Menzies

1. An incurable disease generally contracted from unprotected sex with people of ill repute.

2. A general expression of disgust or disappointment.
I banged her and now I have the Menzies.

My house just burned down. Menzies!
by Funnyguy9333 June 5, 2011
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