melk

A white and liquid substance, ususally spoiled if left unrefrigerated.

Brother 1: Hey, yore pouring orange jus in yer cereal ! Go get the melk, man!

Brother 2: No... its bad and it smells funny .

by Barry B.A. , North America January 7, 2010

Melk

'Milk' pronounced as 'melk' by a little Chinese boy who can't speak English.

It's velly nice leather today!
I loul'd like a glass of melk!

by `tr4sh.Y April 9, 2004

choclet melk

chocolate milk but more betterrer, more britisherer. Commonly used to refer to any brown liquid.

"Look at all this choclet melk"
"swssgesgeshsgesggesjhssgehsehsgse"
"oh no i think its liquid shit"

by 00milky_loaf00 February 27, 2022

Melk

milk but said as melk you can dip your cookies in this white liquid mmm

Hey Jono would u pass me the melk

by kitty caz August 9, 2019

Melk

Something that many people mispronounce milk as. ItsFunneh is also known for this and once called it cow juice.

ItsFunneh: I drank melk with my cookies yesterday.
Rainbow: What is mElk? Just say cow juice!

by PricklyPotatoPear June 12, 2019

Melk

Semen.

Yo, what's that on the bathroom floor?

Sorry, I forgot to clean up the melk last night.

by GrossAssTurnip September 1, 2021

Melk

When you and a friend are munting the person on top is jelking

Yo bro, want to go MELK at graveyard

by anonymous March 31, 2024