social media dyslexia

A learning difficulty; a sufferer is unable to effectively communicate with others on social media. Social Media Dyslexics have particular difficulty in using emoji and slang to get their thoughts across.

Holly: nah bruv you just totally failed to respond to me in an enthusiastic way just now that is poor man that was quality bantz I just speaked bro...fam, you should get screened for Social Media Dyslexia

Jack: I know I struggle to show how amusing I find it when you are chatting utter shit my dear. I find it difficult to know what to type in response to you in a way that truly expresses my thoughts. Yes I will definitely get tested.

by I've been tested. November 11, 2015

social media dad

When a father is only in their child's life on social media and not in the real world. Posting pictures of his kids that his baby mama had to send to him because he never sees them.

Oh look at Buck being a social media dad, posting pictures of his kids that Keisha already posted a week ago

Buck: lemme get some pictures of the kid
Keisha: why? So you can pretend for the gram? There you go being a social media dad again..

by Monicaraeee December 24, 2015

media darling

A celebrity or public personality who is popular with the mass media and well-known in their niche. A media darling will receive frequent, positive attention from the media for every move she or he makes, yet still be loved by the general public. The term was first coined by The Washington Post in the 1970s.

Notable media darlings: Jennifer Aniston, Sandra Bullock, Reese Witherspoon, Emma Stone, Beyoncé, Lauren Conrad, Kristen Bell, and Mila Kunis.

That Kristen Bell is a real media darling!

by kjmediadarling March 7, 2017

Social Media Douchebag

Somebody who abuses social media to promote their own agenda.

That Social Media Douchebag is asking everyone for reciprocal follows.

by Bulwark_jrm August 15, 2011

Social media dumb

A person who does not react, post or comment on social media at all/often although he or she has a social media account so wtf....

Jhonny: wtf Bob! you never react to my memes.

Bob: sorry man, I laughed tho. I'm just social media dumb

by Fafouna33 August 20, 2017

Social Media Dirty Bomb

A strategy of Social Media influencers to drop trails of bad information and or conspiracy theories to try to gain traction and a following. The goal to go viral with retweets spreading misinformation causing confusion while dog whistling to like minded people and groups. Posts also attempt to connect different conspiracy theories to gain legitimacy.

Tactic of Troll Farms.

While scrolling through twitter i stumbled across a Social media dirty bomb about russian carrots, american potatoes, and a false missile alert, the bots must be on crack.

by redbent January 14, 2019

Social media death row

When a social media account is permanently disabled

Twitter put @realDonaldTrump on social media death row.

by Ms. Jenkins January 8, 2021