moral majority

1. Group of people who think and act as if they are BETTER than you. Especially if you do not worship the same deity in exactly the same way they do.

2. People who use the Bible as a facade to promote their political agenda. Also, quoting the bible out of context to emphasize their political agenda.

3. Absolute hypocrates!

The moral majority helped to re-elect George W. Bush at the expense of the middle class, the poor, and all the military service men and women.

by AC May 13, 2005

Moral Majority

A group of Christians who believe that it is their burden (very similar to the white man's burden in Africa) to impose their "morality," which apparently has been endorsed by a so-called son of God who has been missing (or dead) for the past 2000 years, the same amount of time that his return has been imminent. The only way to do this, of course, is to get into politics, the most amoral activity on the planet. When dealing with the Moral Majority, watch out for harsh judgements, death threats, and an occasional lie, since this is all in the son of God's book, the Bible.

The Moral Majority have forced school prayer on all students under penalty of crucifiction.

by junk food for the brain April 22, 2005

Majority

The greater part or number of something. ie. Group or people or bag of candy.

Majority of the people at the movie theater prefer to watch 'Kung Fu Panda'

by Sexy Virgo August 7, 2011

Moral Majority

A group of 1980s Christians that attempted to press their agenda on the rest of the country, they were listened to but in the end, no one really gave damn. But after 9/11, it seems like it might be returning.

The Moral Majority is neither moral nor a majority.

by AutisticPsycho November 14, 2005

Majority Person

Someone who, in every aspect, conforms to the majority of people in their country. If the majority of people in their country have black hair, so do they. If the majority enjoy rock music, so do they. Basically, odds are you know at least one, unless you live in a statistic-ruining place, like a wacky college or some kind of commune.

Take me, for example. I'm a white male who voted for Obama. I have brown eyes and black hair. I'm of average height and weight, enjoy football, and have a desk job. I live in IL, in the United States. (pretty average state if you ask me). When I get out of college, I want to be a teacher. I even honestly enjoyed Owl City's Fireflies, and before that I liked Kanye, and before that I fell in love with 50 cent. (the majority of rap fans are white) I'm a majority person.

by I probably look like you. January 25, 2010

Mijority

When everyone does what 5 people want to do.

Adam: Hey, did you hear? You can now identify as a wood elf on your birth certificate?
Frank: I guess the mijority rules.

by Slippin' pee hands February 21, 2020

I would rather be part of a sane minority than a damned majority any day.

Quote by poet, artist, activist Justin Thomas La Plante coined on his blog October 12th 2008.

Meaning:

It is better to be sane and live a good life than join the insanity and wasted lives of a perverted and socially self destructive majority.

As I take it, I would rather be part of a sane minority than a damned majority any day. - Quote, La Plante

by Mr. SnowmanPants May 2, 2011