Mergerer

Someone who tries to sneak farther ahead in the wrong exit lane on a highway to get closer to the exit on the highway and at the last minute tries to get into the lane. They always make traffic jams worse.

I'm not going to let that fucking mergerer get in ahead of me.

by Rabid Driver June 17, 2009

Merger Dump

A dump that is the by-product of eating too many White Castle burgers and holding it in for a couple days. A noticeable line, or merging point (hence the name merger dump) is present. This generally marks the point where two dumps join into one.

"Yo check out my Merger Dump!"
"Damn, three lines? You been holding that shit in for a while haven't you?"

by Docta Dre ecstacy October 20, 2009

Meeker

This is a person who is a godless sodomite. A giant marauding killing machine who is frequently approached by Satan and Omar Kadafi for advice on how to kill people's resolve and suck out their souls.

When this person walks into a room, all the happiness and warmth is sucked out, not unlike a Dementor. With the charm of a flatulent substitute chemistry teacher, this person is commonly compared with Bill O'Reilly, Freddy Kruger, and Lord Voldemort.

Small child: "Oh my God, this is terrifying! Please get this Meeker away from me Mommy!!"

by EWalker November 12, 2011

Meegel

A person so insane he will give a new meaning to the word fun. Often leaders to their peers they are known to be hard headed with a lot of heart. A Meegel ussually does amazing feats that most would never attempt, such as light themselves on fire, strip in an assortment of public places, and even look for the largest people in the world to fight. Meegels act as if they are the most intelligent people on the face of the earth however the arroagance that they may show to people do not affect the feelings everyone has for a Meegel because "Everybody loves Meegel". Meegel's may be the most entertaining people alive because they are always doing something wild.

1. "Did you hear what Meegel did last night"
2. "Yeah that's something Meegel would do"
3. "Meegel did it again"
4. "You would think Meegel would learn by now"
5. "Where the fuck is Meegel, i need a good laugh"
6. "Fuck you Meegel"
7. "AHHH!! Meegel get your penis away from me"
8. "What happened to you, you look like you went ten rounds with Meegel"
9. "Meegel must be on something"
10. "I can't believe Meegel got her"

by Meegel March 17, 2008

meekered

In motorsports: when the driver downshifts 2 to 3 gears lower than intended and the rpms exceed mechanical limits to serious detrimental effect

Aww, dude, did you see that tomato in the Porsche? He totally meekered his engine!

by The Mann June 24, 2006

Miami Merger

Two people that attend Miami University located in Oxford, Ohio that probably started out having a Pre-Med major and a Business Major, but as usual they both ended up graduating with a communication major. They probably talk all the time about how they kissed under the arch located under Upham Hall when the clock struck midnight. What they don't talk about is how they got sloshed every Friday and Saturday night at Brick Street, a local night club in Oxford. Any offspring they have have to go to Miami University, otherwise, the Miami Mergers will disown them.

Dad: Did you know that your Mom and I are Miami Mergers.
Son: If I hear this fucking story one more time Dad I will lose my shit.

by ARejectedFratBoy October 20, 2019

Meemer

To weasel out of doing something.

"Don't try to meemer your way out of this!"

by Billytommy February 22, 2010