Merry Christmas but Fuck you

Give people who just gave you worst presents.

Guy: here’s your present

Guy2: thank you
Guy: sike it’s none
Guy2: merry Christmas but Fuck you

by S0900 December 10, 2018

Merry Christmas

Don't let your impeding A.I. drone genocide spoil the holidays.

Hym "Merry Christmas everyone! I haven't seen any news of Santa's capture so... Clearly we've failed once again... But keep your chin up! We'll get that son of a bitch eventually."

by Hym Iam December 25, 2023

Merry Christmas

Verb: An ex or otherwise estranged person has made contact with a seasonal greeting, apropos of nothing but the holidays, as an attempt to enter correspondence where none would otherwise exist.

I guess Sancho hasn't tried to merry christmas me because he's blocked on everything (even mail).

by juwdan December 27, 2023

Merry Christmas

What a girl says when she got some good segggssss

After a long night merry Christmas

by Taliyahhhh August 8, 2021