trouser mauser

The male sexual member

see beef bayonet

Put your trouser mauser away!

by Xlat September 2, 2003

mickey mouser

Derogatory term relating to natives of Liverpool uk (Scousers) Orig. Cockney rhyming slang (London uk) although widely used across the UK.
Term makes fun of scousers cartoon-like: Character, appearance, use of language and squeeky accents.

"Give them mickey mousers an inch and they take a mile"

by Prof. L. Inguista September 11, 2006

mouser

To purposely leave a conversation, or gathering, without notice or intent of returning for at least a 2 hour period.

Man, that guy just mousered me.

source: http://www.donationcoder.com/Forums/bb/index.php?topic=14426.0

by pacifika October 20, 2008

Muser

That's how the fans of the best nowadays rock band in the world: MUSE

-Are you a Muser?

-Of course I am, how couldn't I be obsessed with the best band in the world?

by Queen.ils March 9, 2019

myusernamethis

f**king clown that scam his editor a roblox youtuber

his editor *make music*

his edit: yo when am i gonna get that b*tch money

myusernamethis:LLLL GET SCAM B*TCH U F**KING B*TCH C*NT

by fafsfsa February 18, 2022

Mauserize

to get one's act together, to be an absolute phenom

" Dude we have a huge exam tomorrow, we gotta mauserize and study tonight"

" We won the game today! We totally mauserized it!"
"Guys, we're running late, we gotta mauserize"

by sparklyglitter92 October 23, 2022

Muser

Someone who makes lip syncing videos on music.ly

I am a muser and a youtuber

by Honeybea June 17, 2016