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MCGUINNESS 

A term derived originating from McGeiver, which was then associated to a one McGruber during the superbowl 2009 Pepsi Cola Commercials in which "McGruber" instead of pulling a McGeiver fails to do so and instead drinks a pepsi Cola. The term was then modified to better suit a more talented individual.
1."I need a credit card, a smoke, and a pen...McGuinness are you buying a bottle of Moet? MCGUINNESS!!!"

2."I need a beard, a paperclip, and Jorge...McGuinness are you trying to get kirk out of his exam? MCGUINNESS!!!"
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McGuinness 

Lumbering, big-nosed dignity-phobe. Tells lies and has scabby hands.
McGuinness looked in the mirror and thought "who is that lumbering, big-nosed dignity-phobe. And what's with those diseased hands?"
McGuinness by kathy sweeney May 10, 2005

michael mcguinness 

the act of double rubbering the hoe
i dont know where this hoe has been i better michael mcguinness
michael mcguinness by jason grang November 12, 2008
Defined as a perfectly sane person who

identify as an alien and likes to talk about aliens. She loves cats and she is a philosophical individual who enjoys long and deep conversations rather than small talk. She loves drinking chocolate milk at night and is a super shy person who only talks to people she knows. Her favorite K-pop band is ENHYPEN.
Mcquin goes kachow
mcquin by Himonly November 26, 2023

liam mcguinness 

Big man who can pass gcses in his sleep. Iconic member of oi clan. Can wipe the floor with Brogstevo in five seconds. Atleast 7 foot.
wow liam mcguinness is a nine year old maths whizzkid.
liam mcguinness by sprout_R3D_Jc February 1, 2021