Midlothian 

A place that sucks if you're not well-off.

Craig: "OMG Midlothian is nothing but poor hispanics blacks and asians... to make it worse, rednecks have come in!"

Mike: "Dude, that's because YOU'RE poor, make some money and move to my area."

Midlothian by BassMZero February 20, 2011

McGlothan 

Smart, Extremely sexy, God-Loving, tall, athletic person that loves thick latinas.

Dang he’s good at basketball. He must be a McGlothan.

McGlothan by Allblacklifted01 December 20, 2022

Midlothian Laocean 

Doing it in the public pool.

GF: Hey, im feelin' dirty and turned on, lets go do a Midlothian Laocean!

BF: Awesome, lets get it on!

Midlothian Laocean by AADrummer!! February 21, 2011

Midlothian Buttchug 

This is the act of pouring a shot of bourbon/whisky into a woman's rectum and promptly shlurping that shit out.

After Matt did a Midlothian Buttchug last weekend, he got insanely fucked up.

Midlothian Buttchug by buttchuggerboy69 August 15, 2022

Midlothian

One of the many places in scotland where you can get a pint glass chucked at your head while simultaneously doing fent

Guy 1: do you want to go to Midlothian?

Guy 2: I would rather slit my throat actually

Midlothian by Secondsightbeer January 27, 2026