1. (noun) A giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self.
2. (verb) The act of doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self
3. (pronoun) A giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self who identifies as a giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self.
2. (verb) The act of doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self
3. (pronoun) A giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self who identifies as a giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self.
Me: Hey do you know Jeff McClure?
Liam: You mean that giant asshole who dressed in a giant dick costume and walked across the college campus that time??
Me: Yeah that douche canoe who identifies as himself.
Liam: He should’ve been swallowed!!
Liam: You mean that giant asshole who dressed in a giant dick costume and walked across the college campus that time??
Me: Yeah that douche canoe who identifies as himself.
Liam: He should’ve been swallowed!!
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Get the Charlie McClure mug.Troy McClure was a character on the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. He was one of the two regularly appearing characters voiced by actor Phil Hartman before his death in 1998.
Whenever Troy would appear, he'd typically introduce himself with the phrase "Hi, I'm Troy McClure" then he would go on to list two films which the viewer (typically one of the Simpson family) might recognise him from (The Erotic Adventures of Hercules, Here Comes the Metric System and Get Confident Stupid are a few examples of these fictitious films)
One of his more notable appearances was in the ninth episode of season 7 "A Fish Called Selma". In said episode, he was briefly married to Marge Simpson's sister, Selma Bouvier, to remain in the public eye. This marriage ultimate fails due to Troy's apparent fetish for fish.
Whenever Troy would appear, he'd typically introduce himself with the phrase "Hi, I'm Troy McClure" then he would go on to list two films which the viewer (typically one of the Simpson family) might recognise him from (The Erotic Adventures of Hercules, Here Comes the Metric System and Get Confident Stupid are a few examples of these fictitious films)
One of his more notable appearances was in the ninth episode of season 7 "A Fish Called Selma". In said episode, he was briefly married to Marge Simpson's sister, Selma Bouvier, to remain in the public eye. This marriage ultimate fails due to Troy's apparent fetish for fish.
Hi I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such definitions as Dungeons and Dragons: Satanic or Stupid? And Waluigi: A life in fifteen panels. And I come before you good people today to give you this definition of my extraordinary life!
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