marital arts

the art of surviving in a marriage

that's his fifth marriage, he's gotten a black belt in marital arts

by achievementunlocked April 19, 2018

maytag

prison slang for submissive homosexual male who becomes a literal slave of dominant male master and performs all the master's chores as well as providing sexual service to the master on command, which may include "tossing salad (analingus), performing fellatio, receiving anal penetration or even performing sexual favors to other prison males as prostitute being "pimped out" by the master. The term is derived from the popular Maytag brand of clothes washers which were advertised to "keep working and working and working...." without malfunction - essentially what the prison maytag must do for his master.

"Do you believe Little Louie was Big Joe's maytag in the joint and now that they're out Joe pimps out Louie to toss salad for anyone willing to pay $20."

by poutsos July 15, 2005

Mayia

A Beautiful, Smart, Kind and thoughtful person. Mayia is trustworthy and loved by everyone. She is very creative and witty and always knows what to say or do in any situation, social or non social. Mayia is who everyone wants to be around because of her positive attitude.

I love Mayia

by UrbbanKid May 12, 2014

Marita

The nicest person you will ever meet, she is energic and funny but may be a little much to handle sometimes.

Guy 1: "That girl is such a Marita".
Guy 2: "She sure is.

Marita

by avenoir April 28, 2017

mahita

mahita is the most kind girl you will ever meet. she always brightens your day and you need to cherish her cause you don’t come around friends like her often.

mahita: hi!
you: hi mahita!

by bronk don’t tebnad February 6, 2019

maritals

Sexual relations between husband and wife. Used in mockery of conservatives who think sex should only happen in marriage.

"Can I come over tonight or are you and Lee having maritals?"

by Coell September 6, 2005

Bubbles Marital Bliss

A ménage à trois (or even of four or more) with some pretty bright young things in the hope of spicing up an already flagging marriage; any artificial stimulant used in the context of conjugal rites with an eye to rekindling the lusty fires of one's honeymoon. Part of a wider codified lexicon employed by Oxbridge Dons.

Wife Figure: 'Darling, I do hate to be uncouth, but why don't we forget the Connect Four just for one evening, put little Tarquin to bed and have ourselves some Bubbles Marital Bliss?\

Husband Figure: 'Daisy, you've made a scene. I think you'd better leave.'

by Mdme Bovary February 19, 2010