May 4

National eat booty day.
If things don’t go as planned, it’s also national make out day.

Person 1: How was your May 4
Person 2: It was fucking awesome dude, I ate the whole ass
Person 1: Awe man, I only got to make out

Person 2: Awe dude

by Heinz_Ketchup May 31, 2018

May 4

National slap boys day.
It’s where woman who are finally day being treated wrong treat finally slap boys cause they definitely deserve it you go queen!

Alice: Jake guess what day it is!
Jake: what
Alice: National slap boys day also May 4!

by Theslesbain April 30, 2021

May 4

National potato day. Bring a potato to work

Ted: Hey Steve did you bring your potato today
Steve : no Ted why
Ted: it’s May 4!
Steve: so
Ted: it’s national potato day duh 🙄

by Yeeted potatoe December 12, 2019

May 4

may 4 is when my cosplay comes‼️

“ May 4 “

by Bobasanaa on tiktok May 3, 2021

May 4

May 4 kiss and hug

Her: hey
Bf: kisses and hugs her
Her: what's that for
Bf: may 4

by Having um May 2, 2022

May 4

National LOVE Morgan day!! Tell a morgan how much u love her.

person #1: it’s may 4!
person #2: OMG tell morgan how much u love her.

by momodown October 21, 2019

May 4

if you were born on this day you are the most baddest bitch of them all you don`t let nobody punk you around and you are the realest friend if someone can ever have you as a friend you are the most luckest person ever if your are ever born on this day luck will come to you, your future boyfriend will come to you and you be the most prettiest girl in your friend group.

Person 1. dude! did you hear the new girl she a bad bitch

Person 2. i know! she probably born on may 4!

Person 1. Yea!

by Lillybubbles October 12, 2021