May 27 

People born on this day are geminis. Which means they are very social and usually is in every friend group. They seem a little quiet but once you start talking to them crackhead energy radiates.

Everyone born on May 27 is that bitch

May 27 by rufusfromkimpossible May 27, 2020

May 27 

National hook up with that one hot blonde girl

Age ain’t nothin but a number

You: hey it’s may 27 let’s hook up
Her: sure

May 27 by Letmeeaturdick April 28, 2022

May 27 

The birthday of the closest thing known to god whom has walked the earth

“It’s May 27th today. Time for the annual meme minute of silence”.

“Happy birthday Harambe. Not a day goes by where I don’t think about you. I hope you’re having a blast with Steve Erwin up there, please know that the entire fucking world loves you. Taken too soon from us.”

May 27 by Harry.Sleath March 30, 2021

may 27 

the best day in the world (national slap bread day)

its may 27 yeah yeah

may 27 by Wellllllllll idk November 30, 2020

May 27 

national throw your friend with bleached ends day. just throw your friend that has bleached ends.

"it's may 27?"
yea
"so i can throw you?"
fuck

May 27 by imreallypretty111 April 21, 2021

may 27 

The day to fuck him/her

On may 27:

Me: Imma fuck him
My friend: Why?
Me: It’s May 27

may 27 by Thinksksks May 26, 2021

May 27 

A day where you gather a group of your shortest friends and have them to fight to see who gets to win pair of stilts

Hey wanna help me on May 27
Help with what?
We gather short people and make them fight
Wait isn't that like the Josh fig-- nevermind I'm in

May 27 by Holidays_Post May 26, 2021