MattStormTornado

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Derogatory term for that shitty youtuber who went to Boswells

Don’t do a MattStormTornado else you’re gay

by MattST December 5, 2021

Mattsturbate

A wank so loud you can hear from downstairs. This chorus of pleasure is sung by a tiny willy searching for a wild woman to tame it.

"God... whats that racket coming from upstairs?"

"Don't worry, my housemate is just having a mattsturbate!"

by TOMMY5654 December 6, 2021