Grey Matter Splatter

-verb.

to engage in the act of ejaculating onto the cranium of a well educated individual.

-"...when I get a hold of that naughty little Physics student I'm gonna splatter on her grey matter...Hoo Yaaahh!!"

"...when he pulled out last night I expected a facial cumshot...but no, he proceeded to splatter on my grey matter....how uncouth!!"

*grey matter splatter...when a dumbass bitch just won't do...*

by BurqaBlowjob October 26, 2009

Mantel Shake

What occurs when stepping over a person and bagging them then shaking after. then usually repeated or you dismount.

"I was mantel shaking the guy over there, he liked it"
"My girlfriend hates it when i mantel shake in front of her"

by Mysterious creeper May 20, 2010

Matte strong

Matte strong means to be tough and defying.

I'm built for this because I am matte strong

by Rob run corleone August 27, 2022

Mantel Season

Mantel Season in a fictional season, created by women, to guilt their husband's into building extra large mantels to decorate. Once the mantel is built, they are extremely over decorated, so the women can flood social media with pictures of their mantels. This causes other women who have guilted their husband's into building expensive, oversized mantels, in the name of "mantel season", to overwhelmingly show support, so they can then guilt their husband's for not showing support for "such an extremely important celebration that they were robbed of up until that point." Mostly celebrated by "Karens," but also celebrated by the "Y" variation as Karyn.

"(Enter any name like 'Chad'), you have robbed our family of the enjoyment of mantel season for too long. I demand you to build one, or I want to talk to a manager."

by Fireplace Expert October 4, 2023

Doesn't matter had sex

A saying or feeling that you get when you did something wrong that hurt you or other, or you we're suppose to do, but received pleasure in the from of sex.

In the end, you got fucked and nothing else mattered

The movie Avatar:
"Betray the entire human race? Doesn't matter had sex!"

I Just Had Sex(song):
"She kept looking at her watch. Doesn’t matter had sex.
But I cried the whole time. Doesn’t matter had sex.
I think she might have been a racist. Doesn’t matter had sex.
She put a bag on my head. Still counts."

by UrbanTroller January 8, 2012

dont matter had sex

When you have smash a girl and maybe your friends also smashed and your not smashing no more. Or meet someone you dont know who also has smashed the same girl

"We both had sex with her bro. Whaaaattt?" Nice! "dont matter had sex"

by Gangbang69 June 22, 2014

Grey Matter Core Sample

drilling a hole in someones skull and fucking their brains out.

well Lary i guess im going to have to give your wife a grey matter core sample for letting Fluffy crap on my lawn again!

by wetspongecrosscountry October 20, 2010