Mateusz

A really nice guy from poland, likes to play volleyball and is really fukkin sexy. He is usually very good at pleasing others

Person 1: did u see Mateusz yesterday???

Person 2: yeah omg hes so hawt!!

by Miooa March 21, 2022

Mateusz

Mateusz is a name of a damn fittt polish boy. He has probably smashed girls already (depends on the age) and he has a lot of money to spend things on. Mateusz is awesome and sexy.

Girl: Holy shit is that mateusz?
Mateusz: oh hey!
Girl: freezes from too much excitement that Mateusz talked to her.

by VietnamIsMyCity909111 December 2, 2017

Mateusz kokot

Beautiful young man

Mateusz kokot damn he’s leng

by Amo3456 October 12, 2023

Dawid Mateusz Wardaliński

Sexy as Fuck,Has a massive cock and is a God.

Dawid Mateusz Wardaliński is so sexual and Godly

by Pokedave123 March 2, 2020

Mateusz

A name that is exclusively reserved for mentally challenged people with fluctuating sense of sexuality, ethics and direction. One must be very careful around a Mateusz, because a Mateusz is a symbiote that needs another vessel to feed off. If Marvel's Venom doesn't scare you, a Mateusz definitely will.

Fun fact. They are severely drawn to cock.

"Oh excuse me, sir. What is that thing stuck on your shoulder?" The sir: "Oh dear God, it appears I've been infected with Mateusziosis. Thanks for pointing it out"

by Mateusz' friend February 26, 2022