Mateusz is a name of a damn fittt polish boy. He has probably smashed girls already (depends on the age) and he has a lot of money to spend things on. Mateusz is awesome and sexy.
Girl: Holy shit is that mateusz?
Mateusz: oh hey!
Girl: freezes from too much excitement that Mateusz talked to her.
Mateusz: oh hey!
Girl: freezes from too much excitement that Mateusz talked to her.
by VietnamIsMyCity909111 December 02, 2017
A name that is exclusively reserved for mentally challenged people with fluctuating sense of sexuality, ethics and direction. One must be very careful around a Mateusz, because a Mateusz is a symbiote that needs another vessel to feed off. If Marvel's Venom doesn't scare you, a Mateusz definitely will.
Fun fact. They are severely drawn to cock.
Fun fact. They are severely drawn to cock.
"Oh excuse me, sir. What is that thing stuck on your shoulder?" The sir: "Oh dear God, it appears I've been infected with Mateusziosis. Thanks for pointing it out"
by Mateusz' friend February 26, 2022
A really nice guy from poland, likes to play volleyball and is really fukkin sexy. He is usually very good at pleasing others
by Miooa March 21, 2022
Mateusz is a blond polish boy who is very funny and likes jokes.He likes to spend time with friends but also with his family.His hobby is to play Soccer.His 2 best friends are start with the letter D and J
by Loloxnony November 21, 2021