A 'Marmite Situation' is the name we give to an object or person who you can only love or hate and can not have ambiguous feelings about.
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a 'crafty butcher who takes his meat illegally round the backdoor'
one who partakes in the art of 'uphill gardening', 'fudge packing'
one who partakes in the art of 'uphill gardening', 'fudge packing'
by Anonymous March 17, 2003
Get the Marmite Miner mug.1. n. A homosexual; a 'poo pipe plumber' or 'nonce'. 2. n. A model of a fisherman, made out of marmite.
"That Grant Bovey is blatantly a marmite fisherman - mind you, with an annoying bitch of a wife like that it's hardly surprising"
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Guy 1: So, how was last night with Beatrice?
Guy 2: It was going pretty badly until I pulled out of the pink and put it in the stink, then I gave her a real good marmite wizard.
Guy 1: That sounds fucking magical.
Guy 2: It was going pretty badly until I pulled out of the pink and put it in the stink, then I gave her a real good marmite wizard.
Guy 1: That sounds fucking magical.
by MarmiteMagician March 22, 2016
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I returned one day to find all my cows abducted. I suspect it was Maremites.
The Maremites UFO beamed up Jeremys VW while he was drifting out in the desert. We never saw him again.
The Maremites UFO beamed up Jeremys VW while he was drifting out in the desert. We never saw him again.
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also see back door bandit and hershy highway
"That joe joe sims is a real marmite bandit"
"I bet that marmite bandit likes it in the Hershy highway"
"I bet that marmite bandit likes it in the Hershy highway"
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