Mantonello

A person who desires a central position during group sex with Jordan Peterson and Dan Andrews

Bloke is such a Mantonello

by Sinny17 August 26, 2020

mantinea

362 BCE A battle in ancient Greece fought between a coalition of Sparta and Athens against the rising city state Thebes. Thebes won the battle, but ultimately lost the war after their best general died (not in this battle).

Guy bro 1: Bruh I just learned about the battle of mantinea.
Dude man 2: Yessuhh, sparta and athens like... totally fell of bruh.
Guy bro 1: Yuhh, Totally man!

by fin82 February 7, 2024

Full Mantonello

Taking a simple concept and using philosophy to make it incoherent and unfathomable for seemingly no reason.

"Corn flakes are fundamentally soup"

"Mate, you have gone Full Mantonello"

by Sinny17 August 26, 2020

Getting Mantoned

When someone invites lots of people to an event then doesn't turn up.

Chris (in a group chat) hey guys let's meet up on Sunday for a ride.
Ben: yeah sweet, see you there
Jez: I'm in.
Jane: sounds great!

Sunday morning, Ben, Jez and Jane ready to go.

Ben: hey, is Chris coming?
Jez: nah, we're getting mantoned.

by Bobbert Jobbert February 5, 2024