Mangerie

Pronounced like "lingerie" except with the first syllable replaced by "man": Men's colorful bicycling wear i.e. the lycra-clad, sponsor-adorned, AMATEUR bicyclists that look like they've spent a lot of time prissying themselves up in front of the mirror to look good for their "straight" bicycling partners (more like bi-partners). Typically goes with an obnoxious riding style like hogging the road in a little pack (fudge anyone?) when they could use the damn bike-lane less than 10 feet away AND be safer while they're doing it.

"Hey, look at that clown! He's hogging the road, riding in the WRONG gear, while trying to look cool, but he still looks like he just took his bike out of the closet because he's prancing it up in the mangerie his bi-partner bought him for his birthday!"

"That's right dude; doesn't he know there's a bike lane 3 feet away? The reason he can't ride faster is because he's afraid to sweat in his pretty mangerie!"

by Grandmaster Phaart January 13, 2012

mangenue

1. The male equivalent of an ingenue in musical theatre; an attractive young man (usually a tenor) that serves as the romantic lead.

2. An actor who embodies these characteristics and plays such roles onstage.

Did you see Matthew Morrison in South Pacific? I've never seen such a mangenue in my life!!!

by broadwaybaby4ever January 16, 2010

manginitis

one who suffers from the ownership of a mangina.

My buddy totally gets aches and pains from his manginitis issues... oh and hes a fag.

by Luvnuts March 2, 2003

maegenitis

WHEN YOU DRINK TOO MUCH THAT YOU CAN'T REMEMBER YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!

DAMN...THAT GIRL WAS SO DRUNK SHE HAD MAEGENITIS!

by C. COOPER August 21, 2005

Smith magenis syndrome

Smith magenis syndrome is a disease that causes the person with the disease to turn into a human wrecking machine and it causes them to head butt things and punch holes in the walls the size of a 49 inch smart tv. These “people” with the rare disease should be avoided at all costs because if you disturb one of them then it could end with several fatalities. If you ever encounter one of these cunts then make sure to avoid eye contact otherwise they will be calling you a cunt and killing you.

Hey have you ever met someone with Smith magenis syndrome?
No but my friend did and he got called a cunt then got headbutted into next year

by coontastic 69 October 29, 2019

mangenius

An idea formed in the male brain that females cannot understand but other males find amazing.

Sitting in the garage with an area heater on and the garage door open is mangenius because the area you are in is warmer and you still have the ability to observe the neighborhood for friends.

by jcmayf January 12, 2010

mangenta

Mangenta is a color that refers to a color similar to magenta but it is for men. Hense the MAN in MANgenta. It isn't red, it isn't maroon, and it's definitely not PINK!!!!!!!!!!

P1: Mangenta! It's a hormonally infused color.
P2: Don't you mean color infused hormones?
P1: No dumb ass! It's Mangenta!

by Real Good Speller June 20, 2009