Mandea

Something, such as a thought or conception, that potentially or actually exists in the mind as a product of mental activity; eclusively the product of male homosapiens. Mandeas normally occur immediately after the completion of a man-task or whilst a man is in temporary posession of a new power-tool. Mandeas are motivated primarily by laziness, partially by curiousity and underpinned by a primal need to do manly things. Mandeas are amplified by the presence of additional men and absence of females.

I had this awesome mandea, It takes 30 mins to cook a pie at 160 C, so if I use petrol and a blow-torch, it only takes 3 mins.

by moar powah April 27, 2011

Mandrake

A mandrake is the root of a plant, historically derived either from plants of the genus Mandragora found in the Mediterranean region sufficient quantities, it induces a state of unconsciousness

"The mandrakes send out their fragrance"
-Cantique 7.13 Bible

by v-Yxss December 11, 2022

old mandrew

An elderly friend who claims everybody hates the world while simultaneously hating the world more then everyone else. Often gangly in appearance, they often rock haircuts from their childhood claiming they are still relevant. During mating season one will notice the little hair they have left (not balding... just thinning) stand up, signaling to near by females that he is permed and ready for coutis.

Jordan "Gills being such a dough bag downer tonight! "
Tyson "what, you mean old mandrew over there?"

by trexcellenta April 3, 2017

Mandrew

A manlier version of Andrew than regular Andrew. He goes to the gym, wears matching socks and abandons his boyish traits... Sometimes.

"Hey look, there's Mandrew! He's such a man!"

by Toryoung September 4, 2016

Mancream

Semen

Mark just loves mancream.

by James Bell September 22, 2003

mondrea

is someone you can always look up towards. she keeps your head in the right spot and will always be there for her friends. and when needed she'll put someone in their spot period. but don't piss her off , once you lose her you'll never get someone like her back. so keep her close. she tends to be very very honest with all of her friends. she will show you the true meaning of friendship. and if your're ever in a tough situation trust me take her word for it!!!!!!

EX; Mondrea is a keeper <3

by shinytiny2 October 22, 2019

Mandrain

1. A female who can give some intense blowjobs.
2. The result of an extreme blowjob.
3. The action of giving a blowjob for an extended period of time, as though you're trying to suck the life out of a man.

Ugh, I feel so tired, that mandrain sucked me dry.

Wow! I got totally mandrained last night.

I was maindraining this guy, he totally fainted when I finished.

by KIDONKULOUS February 23, 2009