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Marwazzled

IT IS AN EVENT THAT HAPPENS WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO SCHOOL YOU, BUT ENDS UP GETTING SCHOOLED BY YOUU
-Oh they tried to do it, but then the for Double Marwazzled!
- ThAt sucks 😂
by Idunnooooooo_quetoput October 27, 2019
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Blubber-lipped Razzle McDazzle

The art of pressing one's lips together and blurbering them about quite vigorously. Basically your typical Razzle McDazzle, but with one's lips rather than tongue.
Todd's classmates were shocked as he used a blubber-lipped Razzle McDazzle to imitate the sound a speedboat makes.
by Username Checks Out October 30, 2018
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Manjazzle

When a man blings out his manjayjay.
Matt Damon manjazzled his mangina to impress Winona Ryder.
by zeeboxumus October 19, 2010
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magdizzle

a crazy weird awesome girl who smiles a bit too much. has the power to brighten anyones day. often gives good advice but doesnt follow it herself.
"man, i wish i was a magdizzle"
by mm147 September 29, 2009
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Grazzle McDazzle Green

a deliciously cheap can of dip, also known as grizzly wintergreen. can be found in many convenience strores in the midwest.
John: "Hey, you headin' to the store?"
Joe: "Yeah."
John: "Grab me a can of Grazzle McDazzle Green."
Joe: "Gimme two bucks."
by Officer McNaughty September 21, 2005
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Kurt Mandangle

A slang name for wrestling Super Star Kurt Angle. Known for pulling stunts, Or well endowed white male member. A Kurt Mandangle.
Hey there look at that kurt mandangle on that dude over there april. Or thats a very Curt mandangle. Or check out Kurt mandangle on wrestling he's not afraid of shiznit
by Daman Money January 25, 2010
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Mandazzled

Verb
Being deeply, truly (simultaneously foolishly, self-destructively) in love with and determined to be, on many/multiple levels, any/all hopes, wishes, needs or desires for one particular and special gal that goes by ‘Mandi’. Available examples are-
-Shoulders to use as desired. To cry/lean on, punch, bite, booger rag wipe, hold/hug/kiss.
-Ear(s) to listen about any and all thoughts, etc, while mentally observing verbalizations of any ass-holery, bad friendingness, any harmful auditory queues.
-Eyes to been seen and adored by while pulling double duty to cover/aid in discovering the existence of fart heads visually.
-Arms/hands to hold and cherish whenever possible, lift and build/fix whatever/whenever useful, slap some BOOTY, make metal and flip bird.
-Legs to be looked at, something about thighs, for kicking behinds, cans, really anything that needs a friggin’ boot.
-Heart to beat for the process of sustaining physical existence as to make any of this possible.

-Brain to always remind ego it’s magic meat bag skeleton should create stupid, honest feats of artistic expression, like this disaster of texted word, so maybe Mandi will see and like.
‘Since meeting her, I’ve been ‘Mandazzled’.’

Random bar bro: ‘Yo, you acted like a romantic dingbat. Need a beer?’
Self: ‘Ya, I know, don’t care bar bro. While I don’t need a beer, I’ll have one. Straight ‘Mandazzled’, random bar bro.

‘Don’t f*ck with me, I’m ‘Mandazzled’ and trying to be surprisingly romantic, Hernando Blancadonutstien!, I don’t need you interrupting!’
by Drofnas Rendrag, PhD October 20, 2021
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