Manatee

Tasty little motherfuckers. Best served with a side of sea turtle stew and something else a little more endangered.

Also: When you're doing a mondo fat chick and take a taco (green) shit on her face.

They don't call Manatees sea cows for nothin'.

You like that seaweed, don't you?

by Captain Dugong November 29, 2007

manatee

An obese gay man with little or no body hair. Compare to bear.

Even a manatee can get laid in Berlin these days with the right amount of euros.

by A. Hick July 24, 2006

manatee

1)An animal of the sea that is endangered
2)Comes from the american word man seed. Refered to in the same contexed as Skeet

Awww...Manatee Manatee Mantee (not skeet)

by TYRONE T. Jenkins September 12, 2004

Manatee

The manatee is a fat grey bastard!
Closely resembling a 200lb mass of grey rubber.

Got to go my Manatee has scrot rot

by the one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004

manatee

A morbidly obese gay man with little or no body hair.

Even a manatee can get laid in Berlin these days with the right amount of Euros.

by A. Hick July 24, 2006

Manateed

An extreme form of catfishing where the cat fisher is big nasty ugly scary hairy just jesus christ beyond catfish the sea cows of fake profiles god awful stinky hoes that make blind children cry but was clever enough to get your dumbass in the DMs and over to her place and you might as well of walked into a musty booty cave with a lurching manatee you is not even aware of how nasty they are and isn't even fucked up about the exact opposite in like profile that aint her like would just accept that and join the manatee colony

Yo that girl ive been talking to ya know the sexy one

Yah what's good

I'm going to see her tonight

Bet

(Later that night)

Howd it go bro

AAHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH OH MY GOOOOD AAHHHHHHHH

wtf happened you get catfished?

Worse ...i was ...manateed ( sobs uncontrollably)

Im so sorry bro....you have my condolences...fuck man ...are you going to be ok....

(Dies)

by Myownbestdonkey September 5, 2019

Manatee

An uncommon insult describing a fat induvidual.

Person 1: "Did you see that guy in that video I sent you?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a manatee"

by Nunnayabuisness November 24, 2016