Manfred Monday

The day on the 15th of April where we honour curly greasy hair, sweater vests, stained pants which are too large for you. God bless you

person 1: omg happy Manfred Monday!!
person 2: happy Manfred Monday, I love the greasy hair.

person 3: your hair is so greasy, so Manfred Monday of you!!
person 4: I know right!

by emeryyhearts April 15, 2024

Manfred Mann

1. A moderately popular English rock band from the 1960s.
2. The keyboardist (not vocalist) in said band. He now leads his own solo band known as his "Earth Band."

"I love Manfred Mann"

"The band or the person?"

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024

Manfred

A Otherworldly cosmic god in the shape of a wooly mammoth (Or in a more formal way, Hair Elephant) that created the universe and everything within it. The opposite of the Hellodon. Related to Miguel the slight less hair elephant and Mauricio the long tusk hair elephant, Gods of heat and war, respectively.

Manfred be with you.

by BugfieldMezo October 29, 2019

Manfred

Manfred is a very kind "stekare" who lives in florida and fucks santa (Henrik) all day
he has 25 centimetrs slak santa never chokes but allwayes swallows

you are such a Manfred (sex GOD)

by henke lover December 12, 2016

to pull a manfred

when your picking up all of your stuff to go home and live with your parents.

to pull a manfred being defined
he pulled a manfred
what did he move home to his parents?
yes

by petter Jørgensen July 7, 2019

The dirty manfred

Reading the Bible aloud while inserting a ferret in one's asshole... So I gave them the dirty manfred

I told those philistines to shut up while I demonstrate "the dirty manfred"

by Mat kissell November 30, 2023

manfred

a man youd never meet again. terrible at explaining things but too passionate when explaining. he never changes his pants and his slightly hairy crack shows when he bends down. he has beautiful curls that åre willing to spike out in any situation and he uses tool much hair gel but he suits it becausee he is a manfred and nothing will change that.

Person 1: "Look at his hair! Hes such a manfred!"
Person 2: "Omg yeah! The pants are also very manfred core."

by synonem April 5, 2024