fuck man

A mature fuck boy, who figured out it is time to settle down with one hottie. Still has all the same traits as a fuck boy, but does his 2:00AM booty call by poking at the same person. A fuck man knows he is still fly, and is the shit. He is just smart and settled down with one woman.

Ron is a fuck man. He is happily with his wife, but in the middle of the night he tries to get some action and knowing his game is strong he pokes his willy at his sleeping wife. When she awakens she says "Fuck man, put that thing away, I was sleeping and you already got some tonight"

by KCCORon January 15, 2018

Man The Fuck Up

When somebody is such a woman that they need to not just man up, but Man The Fuck Up. Can be shortened to MTFU. Usable on both genders and all species. Also, note that someone who gets some supresses the need to have this for a few days as they have already Manned Up enough.

Ed: Wow, it's reallt bright outside :)
Dude: Man Up Ed.
Ed: No, look, it's so bright, lets go and play outside.
Dude: Ed. I'm going to say this just once. Man The Fuck Up!

by That Guy Who's Really Cool August 19, 2009

the fucking man

1) Someone who's job it is to fuck
2) Like the man but far more superior

1) I just got some action off the fucking man
2) I am so good, I am the fucking man

by Lee June 22, 2004

No fuck man

something that is fucked man

“No fuck man”- kick narimsu

by Wavex4DSoles January 06, 2019

the man who fucked the monkey

The man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids. Someone who represents the pinnacle of human crapulence. A term reserved for the most joyless wastes of protoplasm that shit all over the earth, sell us the bucket and order us to clean it up.

So Mr Cameron, we have chronic inner city decay, one million children being brought up in abusive homes and young men coming back from Afghanistan in bits. What do you plan to do about it?

Tax cuts for the rich.

You are the man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids

by DocFlox March 22, 2010

What The Fuck, Man?

What The Fuck Man

Joe - I gave my girl a WTF man last night and she was pissed.

Definition: A What The Fuck, Man? is a sexual position similar to the Superman, or Spiderman or Batman. However, you pull out as your about to cum, cum in your hand and throw it in the air and say WTF, man

by Sir Bonerfart May 24, 2018

Fuck man dude

A combination of slang to use when you're in a stressful environment and you can't comprehend it. Typically used when playing video games.

*Gettin ganked by shyvana*
Aargh shit man.
...
*Gettin killed by shyvana*
Fuck man dude! He got me, Jeff

by DeepResjon March 21, 2022