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malaka

1.a.) The Greek word for "wanker" usually used in a friendly manner between people that are good friends (thus eliminating the possibilities of misunderstanding the meaning and/or starting a fight) or b.) for abusive purposes,aka in english: "asshole".

2. A type of cheese that is made only in the Greek island of Krete
1.a.) Hello "malaka"! b.) Get outta here you "malaka",before i...

2. Pass the malaka,it's very tasty!
by Manolis December 30, 2006
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malaka

A person who jerks off
"Aftos einai malakas"
by mike kavli July 21, 2003
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Malakai

Primate, usually found only on the Virgin Islands but was recently also discovered in south florida. His primary food source is his own mucus which he harvests with his bare hands by blowing his breaths through his nose. This is a very aggressive species which is hard to tame, however it has been reported, that if you throw a banana at it, it will be pleased and calm down.
Malakai: ugh ugh I beat you up
Normal peace loving Individual: throws a banana at his head and walks away.
by JosefromdaHoods January 16, 2009
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malaka

Someone who repeatedley spanks the monkey!
by dimis January 8, 2004
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Malakai

Malakai is very cool.
by Not Malakai June 23, 2020
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malakas

Greek for motherfucker, wanker or asshole. Can sometimes be used as a greeting between friends (malaka).

Originates from the word malakia, meaning masturbation or mistake.
Example 1:

-ARE YOU MALAKAS? WHY DID YOU PARK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD?

Example 2:

-What's up re malaka?
-Long time no see!
by X28JC June 24, 2021
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Malakai

Primate, usually found only on the Virgin Islands but was recently also discovered in south florida. His primary food source is his own mucus which he harvests with his bare hands by blowing his breaths through his nose. This is a very aggressive species which is hard to tame, however it has been reported, that if you throw a banana at it, it will calm down and will be easier to handle. Like a monkey.
Malakai : Ugh..ugh...I beat you up.
Metrosexual Peace-Loving Individual: Throws a banana and walks away.
by JoseFromdahoods January 18, 2009
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