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Sam Malone 

A sex act named for Ted Danson's womanizing bartender on the Sitcom "Cheers". To Perform the Sam Malone, a man receives fellatio from a woman (or man). He waits until he is near climax, then pulls out of his partner's mouth, and gouges them in the eyes with his pre-cum slickened unit, temporarily blinding them. He then pushes them down, finishes on their face, then stands up and yells "Cheers,Bitch!"
I gave my girlfriend the Sam Malone, and spent the night in a holding cell.
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slip Mahoney 

Leaving a party or gathering without telling anyone, typically because of mass alcohol consumption or you no longer give a damn about what's happening at the party.
What happened to Grandma? She must have pulled a slip Mahoney!
slip Mahoney by JDex July 2, 2017

Stockton to Malone 

Named for the famous one-two punch for the Utah Jazz, a Stockton to Malone is when you fart in your hand and lift it up to your buddy or girlfriend's nose, thereby assiting in their enjoyment of your gas.
"Dude, the date was going fine until I passed her a wicked stockton to malone. She hasn't called me since..."
Stockton to Malone by joe9999999 September 13, 2007

stacy mahoney 

Stacy Mahoney: a nasty two faced over generic bitch who will stab you in the back and run her mouth . Usually they don't have many men after them due to them being so replusive. It's nice to hear when one actually gets a man and not fuck'n' chucked like the rest of them, Stacy mahoneys usually take pride in a life they hadn't lived or taken small part in ( example: thinks they are "hard" or "street" because there boyfriend did drugs...)
stacy mahoney by candy_lovingbitchh November 13, 2014

stockton-to-malone 

When a white man allows black man to have sex with his wife/girlfriend.
Barney always did have strange fetishes, like when he pulled a Stockton-to-Malone, passing Belinda to his new friend D'Juan, and jerking off to the videotape for weeks after.

Stinky Malone 

When you purposely walk into a certain area or room to fart.
Hey bro, I'm going to go Stinky Malone over by Shelby.
Stinky Malone by Highschool DxD November 19, 2017

Sam maloniy 

Grease lightning

Sam also known as Charlie shine or otherwise known as elbow grease is a long haired lesbian lover who loves to suck carpet like a alcoholic who spilled there whisky
Sam “ loves wind in the willows “ Sam maloniy