A request for an all-male threesome, usually by a closeted young person, ie. he would like to be in the middle of the "sandwich". Coded placement of the word "bitch" in the sentence indicates in which role he would like to participate.
by gingerbreadfeet July 28, 2013

competitive sandwich making is a sport only for women who can make sandwiches very quickly. the sport started in Palo Alto, California. The world's fastest sandwich maker is known by his nickname Zibi. which is also the only man to play the sport.
by Vert53 May 17, 2011

by outlaw June 19, 2006

sara told me to switch off the football game, but instead i told her to shut the fuck up and make me a sandwich.
by jimbob February 15, 2003

A saying used when one person completely dominates another person in a game, contest, sport, etc. Implies that the winner has complete possession of the broken competitor, thus placing the loser in a condition of servitude in the form of the construction and delivery of a sandwich.
We're not playing again-I just beat you 50 times in a row! I think it's time for you to go make me a sandwich.
by Dub P August 26, 2005

The ultimate way to get that sandwich you want when you can't leave your computer because someone is wrong on the internet!
by Kayla Conspiracy January 30, 2009

Guy A: God fucking dammit, this is taking forever to load! Watching paint fucking dry is more fucking fun.
Guy B: How about you set down the controller, go make yourself a sandwich, and take some pills while at it.
Guy B: How about you set down the controller, go make yourself a sandwich, and take some pills while at it.
by Overstored Milk October 10, 2014
