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Actually, Maine is an extremely expensive state. I don't know why ya'll is hatin' on it, it's one of the best places to live and it's not that boring. When people read this about Maine they're going to think all of us are hillbillies and that we marry our cousins! Thats not true! Maine has inner-cities too, but not quite like New York City or Las Angeles..but it has its share. It has beautiful summers that last more than 2 weeks and the best falls.
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Maine by Dizzle July 27, 2004
Not such a bad state.

Southern Maine is pretty cool, there's beaches, woods, snowmobile tracks, and mainers.

Portland is the biggest city, hence being smaller then what most people would even call a big city, it's still pretty cool.

Saco has an alright amusement park, but people there are jerks.

Sanford is a cool place, Theres stuff to do, the people are easy to get along with.

Augusta is an okay city, not the best capital but better then Montpelier VT and Pierre SD

Bangor is pretty cool for a city way up, Hotels, Lobstah, etc.

Lewiston-Auburn is kind of like a much smaller version of Minneapolis-St Paul Minnesota, but still theres a lot of stores there that are good.
Californian 1: Man my aunt lives in portland maine, i gotta go visit her this summer
Californian 2: Aww that sucks
Old guy from maine: Aww portland's a cool city, you'll have fun!
maine by ScottyD123 May 24, 2006
Possibly the strangest state in the U.S. of A. Have you ever wanted to visit a cute, rich costal town but still be able to drive 20 minutes in order to see a shithole ghetto? Want to attend a gay pride parade and Nazi party rally in a day? How about beautiful mountain regions to abandoned, trashed cities? Then holy fuck Maine is the place for you!

Also has dairy farming, Moxie and lobster!
Maine: If you're not in the hills or on the coast, look out for fentanyl syringes lining the streets.
Maine by skitheeastyeti October 22, 2018
The cute little forgotten state that all of you bitches think is part of Canada
Maine by buttface weird vg March 2, 2021
1. a place where its not uncommon to find the garage bigger than the house/trailer to hold all the snowmobiles, trucks, chains, ice fishing gear, and atv's of course. doesnt matter if u live in squalor as long as u have those things
2. beer and cigarettes are staples to ones diet
3. supper might be a moose that jo blow from up jackman ran into on his way home and u helped him gut it and now u got half the carcass.
4. its acceptable to go to the bathroom outside cause theres not many public rest rooms when u get up in the woods.
5. the seasons are winter, mud season, summa, fall and the biggest season of couse is basketball season.
6. my annual vacation is the basketball tournament
7. high school basketball players earn celebrity status
8. u dont need street numbers or anything here cause we all know where each other lives
9. maines the best place in the world to live
local lingo.... jeezum...jeezum crimee or jeezum crow...ayuh, couple three weeks ago, isnt she cunnin, wicked good, used-of-it, off-an-it, numb..nummer than a pounded thumb, colder than a witches tit, slickers than owls shit, gawmpy, god i love this state
Maine by snow January 1, 2005
Well, for all these idiots who think Maine is full of child molestors who have brothers and sisters that are actually cousins - you're so ignorant, it's almost as cute as some of the dumbass tourists that set foot here.
I don't know ANYONE who has married their cousin, not saying it's never happened, but seriously? Grow up, come to Maine, try growing up here and you'd know that you're retarded.
Maine IS full of rednecks who like their beer & cigs, and do enjoy hunting, fishing, atvs, ect. What the hell is wrong with that? We can appreciate the simple shit - sorry we don't need to live in huge skyscrapers full of drug-dealing thugs who shoot people to be something besides "boring".
And for your information, YES, the whitey population is HIGH AS HELL, but if you've ever been to Portland, it's a diverse city!
I live here, I go to a school with over 60 nationalities, all ranging from Somalians to Cambodians.
Portland is the shit, it's the best experience in the summertime because yeah there are some crazy ass locals, but that's what makes it exciting!
Believe it or not, there are SOME people who live here that have never been four wheeling, gone fishing, or fucked their cousin.
So, to wrap this up: As much as I hate to admit it, Maine's the shit because no one gives a fuck, and everyone knows how to party.
So for all the ignorant fucks out there - fuck you, Bub!
Maine:
Ya Bub!
Chut Dude!
Wicked Awesome!
Yeeaah Guy!
"Sodder" (Soda)
Yeah we have some great accents.
Maine by MainahAtHeart January 15, 2011