by buttface weird vg March 2, 2021
1. a place where its not uncommon to find the garage bigger than the house/trailer to hold all the snowmobiles, trucks, chains, ice fishing gear, and atv's of course. doesnt matter if u live in squalor as long as u have those things
2. beer and cigarettes are staples to ones diet
3. supper might be a moose that jo blow from up jackman ran into on his way home and u helped him gut it and now u got half the carcass.
4. its acceptable to go to the bathroom outside cause theres not many public rest rooms when u get up in the woods.
5. the seasons are winter, mud season, summa, fall and the biggest season of couse is basketball season.
6. my annual vacation is the basketball tournament
7. high school basketball players earn celebrity status
8. u dont need street numbers or anything here cause we all know where each other lives
9. maines the best place in the world to live
2. beer and cigarettes are staples to ones diet
3. supper might be a moose that jo blow from up jackman ran into on his way home and u helped him gut it and now u got half the carcass.
4. its acceptable to go to the bathroom outside cause theres not many public rest rooms when u get up in the woods.
5. the seasons are winter, mud season, summa, fall and the biggest season of couse is basketball season.
6. my annual vacation is the basketball tournament
7. high school basketball players earn celebrity status
8. u dont need street numbers or anything here cause we all know where each other lives
9. maines the best place in the world to live
local lingo.... jeezum...jeezum crimee or jeezum crow...ayuh, couple three weeks ago, isnt she cunnin, wicked good, used-of-it, off-an-it, numb..nummer than a pounded thumb, colder than a witches tit, slickers than owls shit, gawmpy, god i love this state
by snow January 1, 2005
Well, for all these idiots who think Maine is full of child molestors who have brothers and sisters that are actually cousins - you're so ignorant, it's almost as cute as some of the dumbass tourists that set foot here.
I don't know ANYONE who has married their cousin, not saying it's never happened, but seriously? Grow up, come to Maine, try growing up here and you'd know that you're retarded.
Maine IS full of rednecks who like their beer & cigs, and do enjoy hunting, fishing, atvs, ect. What the hell is wrong with that? We can appreciate the simple shit - sorry we don't need to live in huge skyscrapers full of drug-dealing thugs who shoot people to be something besides "boring".
And for your information, YES, the whitey population is HIGH AS HELL, but if you've ever been to Portland, it's a diverse city!
I live here, I go to a school with over 60 nationalities, all ranging from Somalians to Cambodians.
Portland is the shit, it's the best experience in the summertime because yeah there are some crazy ass locals, but that's what makes it exciting!
Believe it or not, there are SOME people who live here that have never been four wheeling, gone fishing, or fucked their cousin.
So, to wrap this up: As much as I hate to admit it, Maine's the shit because no one gives a fuck, and everyone knows how to party.
So for all the ignorant fucks out there - fuck you, Bub!
I don't know ANYONE who has married their cousin, not saying it's never happened, but seriously? Grow up, come to Maine, try growing up here and you'd know that you're retarded.
Maine IS full of rednecks who like their beer & cigs, and do enjoy hunting, fishing, atvs, ect. What the hell is wrong with that? We can appreciate the simple shit - sorry we don't need to live in huge skyscrapers full of drug-dealing thugs who shoot people to be something besides "boring".
And for your information, YES, the whitey population is HIGH AS HELL, but if you've ever been to Portland, it's a diverse city!
I live here, I go to a school with over 60 nationalities, all ranging from Somalians to Cambodians.
Portland is the shit, it's the best experience in the summertime because yeah there are some crazy ass locals, but that's what makes it exciting!
Believe it or not, there are SOME people who live here that have never been four wheeling, gone fishing, or fucked their cousin.
So, to wrap this up: As much as I hate to admit it, Maine's the shit because no one gives a fuck, and everyone knows how to party.
So for all the ignorant fucks out there - fuck you, Bub!
Maine:
Ya Bub!
Chut Dude!
Wicked Awesome!
Yeeaah Guy!
"Sodder" (Soda)
Yeah we have some great accents.
Ya Bub!
Chut Dude!
Wicked Awesome!
Yeeaah Guy!
"Sodder" (Soda)
Yeah we have some great accents.
by MainahAtHeart January 14, 2011
Maine is a place where you get a good taste of everything. It has it's cities, yes, but thats not where the good stuff is. The good stuff is down on the coast catching lobster, hunting up north and trying to shoot the biggest buck, moose or anything else (legal or not) which is part of the fun. Maine is a place of small communities where everyone knows everyone and you can wave to everyone you see. The seasons allow for everything you'd want to do, ski/snowboard in winter, then go swimming in the ocean a few months later. Sunsets and sunrises take your breath away while you sit on the beach with your sweetie. Statistically, not ONE mainer can deal with a rubbernecking tourist driving 25 everywhere. You WILL deal with our burning tires, and you'll love the smell. We're somewhat sorry that we don't have time to pronounce all of our words the whole way start to finish, but we got better things to do than talk with you yuppies. Mostly, Maine is filled with people who take pride in whatever they do from the time they can walk 'til the day they're done. We're a different breed, so if you dont like us...leave. Maine truly is the way life should be ;)
In Maine it's wicked cold in the wintah, too hot in the summah, spring sucks cause its muddy, fall is cold but we get to hunt so it's alright I 'spose. 'Magin she's blowin sow-westley...I'll get my jacket.
by Mainer9 October 11, 2011
Maine is a place where people (like me) are isolated from city life, but who cares. Although there aint much to do here (for ya flatlanders) all the high school kids come up with things to do, Because there isnt anything to do about 99.9% of maina's are either potheads or alcoholic's. But I have to say that because we have nothing else to do and were in a perfect temperate area. Maine has the best bud in the U.S. hands down. Ive been all across the U.S. and smoked it all. 40$ and eigth 50$ and eigth and it looks like oregano. 20,25$ and take to hits and ur gone. Maines got the best bud period. Any other stoners in Maine reading this you know what im talkin about, Right? Hey Maine might seem like shit sometimes when ur bored outta ur mind but its better then sittin in a apartment listening to someone getting shot next door. Plus whats any better then getting right F***ed up and goin to the festivals right? :-D
by Wiscassetbuoy July 20, 2008
The state in which I live in. We are, proudly:
1. Redneck
2. Hicks
3. Shot-gun-shooters
4. Addicted to taxes
5. White (well, 98% of us)
6. have a kick-ass accent
7. will shoot you
8. under-funded
9. awesome
1. Redneck
2. Hicks
3. Shot-gun-shooters
4. Addicted to taxes
5. White (well, 98% of us)
6. have a kick-ass accent
7. will shoot you
8. under-funded
9. awesome
by h4x0r_w00t! November 27, 2004
Maine's a great place compared to the rest of the country. You go to California, Arizona, Kentucky, any place in America and it's just people after people after people.
Maine is where refugees from other states come to live, unfortunately some of them bring their liberal ideas and try to ruin it for everyone.
Unlike other states, in Maine we don't drive like its the Daytona 500.
We have lots of drugs and alcohol, which is bad, but at least they don't spawn gangs like they would in New Jersey or some unfortunate state.
Maine's economy, compared to the rest of the nation, is like a 3rd world country's. But that's a good thing, it makes people from away not want to screw up our state with their greed.
We have good gun laws up here. If you want guns, come to Maine! You know your gun laws are good when Massachusetts complains about them not being strict enough.
Maine is a lot more conservative than people give it credit for. It's not really a blue state at all. We voted down gay marriage, have lenient gun laws, and have all Republic house, legislator, and governor. Living in Maine is almost like living in the south, just without the people.
If you don't want to get shot while walking home from the grocery store, move to Maine!
Actually, stay at home, because we don't want you here.
Maine is definitely better than the state you come from.
And Paul Lepage is the shit. If you don't like him you don't belong in Maine.
Maine is where refugees from other states come to live, unfortunately some of them bring their liberal ideas and try to ruin it for everyone.
Unlike other states, in Maine we don't drive like its the Daytona 500.
We have lots of drugs and alcohol, which is bad, but at least they don't spawn gangs like they would in New Jersey or some unfortunate state.
Maine's economy, compared to the rest of the nation, is like a 3rd world country's. But that's a good thing, it makes people from away not want to screw up our state with their greed.
We have good gun laws up here. If you want guns, come to Maine! You know your gun laws are good when Massachusetts complains about them not being strict enough.
Maine is a lot more conservative than people give it credit for. It's not really a blue state at all. We voted down gay marriage, have lenient gun laws, and have all Republic house, legislator, and governor. Living in Maine is almost like living in the south, just without the people.
If you don't want to get shot while walking home from the grocery store, move to Maine!
Actually, stay at home, because we don't want you here.
Maine is definitely better than the state you come from.
And Paul Lepage is the shit. If you don't like him you don't belong in Maine.
by gunsandconservativeness August 5, 2011