Mailman

A dating tactic where you show up at the house of your interest unannounced. The opposite of "ghosting". First appeared in Season One episode six of Single Parents.

"Dude, just mailman her".

by Danryan November 14, 2018

Main Man

1)Main man is another defintion as your best friend.
2)My main man is my best bud.

Hanging out with my main man!

by whoframednick May 14, 2009

mainlander

mainlanders are people from mainland part of china (basically the communist part) They are considered by their non mainland (hong kong and taiwan or non-communist) chinese counterparts to be annoying, vile and most of all disgusting (what do you expect when they are living through communism?) some modern tinkers are now considering to use the term mainlanders to describe a type of sub humanism(because where ever they go they seem to show very inhumane acts)..... like when the nazi described romanians as gypsies.

hey is that another subhuman mainlander take a shit inside a shopping mall?

the gurkha regiment should come back to hong kong and close up our borders from these mainlander fucks

by aryan male October 4, 2010

Mainland High School

Everything is not as it seems. This Daytona Beach school has a surprisingly nice campus that was wrecked in moments by the below average students. Every student from Mainland agrees that they are the best school around; however, no one else seems to agree. The athletics actually are not top ranked, but the students will say otherwise. The school is most notoriously known for being the most ghetto school in the county (being challenged only by Pineridge High School). The school is also known for the fact that the local celebrity Sydney Beiber. Most civilians would agree that Mainland is NOT the school that they would prefer to attend.

Mainland High School student: Ya, we are basically perfect.

Everyone else: Ok but no. Stop.

by Ooo killem October 30, 2013

Posted Like The Mailman

the term used to describe a state of chillin or hanging out, or can be used to say that I'm not going anywhere, therefore posted like the mailman.

Tom:what up man?, what you doing?
Derik:not shit, I'm posted like the mailman
Tom: you're lame man, you always say that
Derik: Fuck you!, I'm on house arrest the next 3 months!!!!!

by Ya Boy Trax August 30, 2010

Mailman Legs

The toned legs of a mailman, caused typically by the amount of walking involved on a day to day basis

"Hey have you seen Kyle? He's must be putting work in at the gym because he's got some mailman legs"

by UAlreadyKnowNiqua April 28, 2015

Angry Mailman

When a girl fucks her boyfriend with a strap on and throws someone else's jizz in his eye, temporarily blinding him. She then kicks him in the balls, swipes his asscrack with a credit card, then thrusts a Federal Express envelope into his hand so that he is hobbling around clutching the envelope with one eye open, thus looking like an angry mailman.

Susie: Hey, how are you and Brad doing?

Tiffany: That bastard cheated on me, so I cheated on him, saved the guy's cum, and then gave him an Angry Mailman.

Susie: Oh. Well, see you at school tomorrow!

by toddsmithsteez September 4, 2009