James Maslow

A funny, sweet, talented, smart, hot, adorable, inspirational, kind, happy, rad, gorgeous Jewish man with b-e-a-utiful eyes. Doesn't matter what people say, I KNOW he is all of those things :) BTR all they way baby.

Person 1: Man I wish....
Person 2: Wish what?

Person 1: I don't know...I wish I was...
Person 2: You wish you were a James Maslow? Yeah I know. Who doesn't?
Person 1: Actually, I was going to say I wish I was a good cook but hey! I'd rather be a James. ;)

by iHeartJM August 15, 2011

Malloween

That time of the year when Marshie advertises special edition marshmallows. He'll scare your dad!

You'd better believe it's new Fluffy Puff Malloween Orange & Black Flavoured Marshmallows!

by Axel Nanol October 21, 2003

Mailbow

Sharp elbows. Derived from the ex-professional basketball player Karl "The Mailman" Malone, who's infamously sharp elbows injured many other players in his time as a member of the Utah Jazz, Los Angeles Lakers and his alma mater, Louisiana Tech.

Did you see that? David Robinson just got knocked the fuck out by a Mailbow!

by J. Fenn February 27, 2008

Malowned

When someone gets stuffed, out rebounded, or just plain gets owned by Karl Malone.

"Lebron shoots...OH WHAT A BLOCK BY MALONE! Lebron just got MALOWNED!"

by Inkhands April 12, 2004

matlow

Nick mane for sailor (17-30ish ) in the British Navy (not a submariner).
Tends to spend a lot of time in Plymouth and Portsmouth.
Likes to drink a lot and pull (snog, shag)any Shaz, Tracy or Janner they find.

"Dem matlows 'ave arrived"
"Come on 'en Tracy lets get a shag."

by Eva January 7, 2004

Marlowe

That girl who always looks drop dead goregous. The girl who models for fun. That genuinely nice person you really want to be friends with.

Did you see Marlowe? She's looking super hot today.

by Wolfe1234 November 9, 2012

Marlowe middle school

Marlowe middle school... A place where all the teachers are sexist towards girls, gym is slavery 2.0. And every single principle is a fucking bitch. Basiclly the place is a shithole

"I went to marlowe middle school for three years, and i thought i was in prison.

This teacher called Debra Ruben almost ruined my life.

by Pubity June 9, 2019