Mahoosive

Your mum.

' Your mum is mahoosive. '

by the profoundly handicapped March 18, 2021

mahusive

a thing that is quite big, but thinks
it is bigger than it is, and is also not very good.

Wolves are a MAHUSIVE club and deserve to be in the Premiership.

by Harry H May 21, 2003

Mahoosive

It just means really massive; The HOO in mahoosive is representative of the OOF noise when you're like WOAH.

My dad is 6 foot 5. My Daddy is about the same. Combined they'd be mahoosive, said Ling Ling Brown.

by Humdogg May 30, 2018

Mahoosive

Scottish term - Massive swollen tits, which cause discomfort whilst walking, running or sleeping. Often render the owner incapable of bra fastening. They have a positive side effect of of being able to send unusually inflated, pregnant like 'tit pics' to a partner.

Here you...... All that dirty talk has made ma tits mahoosive... Fancy a pic for you to throw some ropes over?

by Scunnert Pict August 10, 2018

mahesive

A huge thing

That slice of cake is mahesive

by Coaltrain September 14, 2021

Mahoosive

An over exaggerated for large, originating from the word "massive".

That lag spike in the server was mahoosive

by Identity1458 August 13, 2021