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Macrophallia 

The condition in which a male has a very large penis
Holy crap mark has a severe case of Macrophallia
Macrophallia by Mark March 2, 2005

Macraphelian

(Noun) /mac-ra-fā-lee-in/

A person of immense beauty/handsomeness that also has likable traits that conform to all aspects of another's life making them wholeheartedly attractive and irresistible.
”Dude she's Macraphelian”
”What”
”She’s so beautiful and she completes me in every way”
What that mean then”
”She’s the one. Imma wife her up
Macraphelian by Mundology January 21, 2019

Mecrophiliac 

1. Is the term for someone who has sex with car tail pipes.
2. Sexual attraction to cars mufflers.
"I heard Jim was a Mecrophiliac! Yeah he boned my car the other day"

Microphiliophiac

The word stands for when a african amercian male or female smacks the face of a Jew with pork and then makes them dance.
"Yo you got slaped in the face by my pork, now dance jew, your gonna get icrophiliophiac'd!"

"Omg a jew, honey you bring the pork?"
"Yes I did go hold him down so I can unload pork on his forhead!"

Jew:Oh no i'm being microphiliophiac,AHHHH!

Microphilia 

The love of being small. A sexual fetish where arousal comes from being small (usually one inch tall), may or may not include shrinking
person 1: I wanna lick my girlfriend's vagina as an inch tall human
person 2: Good luck satisfying her at that microphilia size
Microphilia by Arceus777 January 8, 2015

macrophile 

%10 of the population. A person who manages to get a fetish before they hit peuberty... about big people. A lot of them like feet. A lot of them don't. They're kinda weird.

Did I mention they're harder to get out of the closet than homosexuals?
Your brother. And that guy who spends most of his time near the water cooler at work. Did you know that YOU're a macrophile, too? I'll bet you didn't.