Machedit

Editing in the style of one using a machete; cutting wide swaths in subject matter without regard for precision or discretion.

The student gave the seasoned copy editor his paper with the intent to 'cut it down to size.' Little did he know that the unapologetic veteran of the press would machedit his paper beyond recognition.

by alhaddadin January 26, 2011

wannabe Machead

Someone who has a PC and wants to have a Mac, so they try to make their PC more Mac-like by changing the preferences/

April: Mac's are awesome!
Brandon: I want a Mac!
(changes preferences so that his PC has a Dock instead of a task bar)
April: Brandon, you're such a wannabe Machead

by Mac_Luv April 9, 2010

machetanz

hotter than hell, with more cleavage than a male elephant could pack in his trunk.

DAMN! she is machetanz

by noel and oliver April 30, 2006

machead

Noun

Slang term for a person who soups up or customizes Apple computers.

That machead made my old desktop wok as fast as a new machine.

The machead maxed out the RAM on my Mac.

by Cap'n do-rag September 20, 2009

maheda

Someone with a curiously short tongue yet huge mouth.

Shut the hell up maheda

by Gordie February 4, 2004

machead

A dirogitary term used as a way to insult poor computer and poor programming skills skills, silly YouTube videos and a homosexual tone of voice.

The power button terns the computer you machead

by jeanJeanJean June 11, 2009

machoda

gay ass fat ass weak ass pussy ass fuck who like mens big penis's in his really loose ass hole ( and he farts like a fag) and drives some big gay ass truck that sounds like when you have diharreah, and makes up bullshit lies and get criticized for it.

Camron is such a machoda

by blumpkin January 9, 2005