The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees

Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.

Dear Lakers,

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.

Love, the Pistons

by Mike Fellatio July 2, 2004

My dick is really hard

1. Explanation :
"My dick is really hard" is a word or phrase commonly used or exclaimed by one when, in fact, they're Bald-headed giggle stick is really hard.

Example use case :
Friend one : Woah! Shes hot!
Hard guy : My dick is really hard

Second example use case :
Friend one : Woah! your purple-headed yogurt slinger looks hard!
Hard guy : Yea, My dick is really hard

Yea, i guess My dick is really hard

by WeestDoesDrugs April 22, 2024

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

A quote from the low-budget sci-fi/fantasy film The Dungeonmaster, popularized by Adam Savage of Mythbusters, this quote basically means "you may be technically right, but you're not changing my mind." This can come off as stubborn, but it really doesn't matter, since you don't care about the technical "facts".

Person 1: Ugh this character's design is so terrible and pointless.
Person 2: Well actually, did you know that it's design comes from goes on to prove person 1 wrong
Person 1: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Person 2: -sigh- Okay then, moving on...

by Kali_Gratitude_Rok7 August 20, 2018

My unmatched perspicacity, coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor

Mega G Andrew Tate’s father’s quote. Basically he’s saying he had a ready insight to all things and he is never tired and relentless so that makes him scary.

My unmatched perspicacity, coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor

by Rizz daddy tre February 23, 2023

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

Breaking the rules: like being able to kill the bad guy even though you already died.

Sword Art Online Abridged Parody: Episode 11

Kirito: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Kayaba: "NICE!! Dungeonmaster!"
Kirito: "What? No! Mythbusters... What the hell is Dungeonmaster?"
Kayaba: "Oh. I was so happy there for a second."

by Animefangirl365 December 13, 2018

Really pumps my Nads

An expression used by Judd Nelson in the movie The Breakfast Club, often used sarcasticly to express enjoyment, or lack there of.

John Bender is absently tearing up books
Andrew Clark: That's real intelligent.
John Bender: You're right. It's wrong to destroy literature. It's such fun to read. And
examines title
John Bender: Moe-Lay really pumps my nads.
Claire Standish: Moliere.

by Syddi October 6, 2008

that really butters my egg roll

An endearing term. When you love something so much you feel over joyed with happiness. Butter.

You really butter my egg roll , because you fill me with over flowing joy and happiness. That really butters my egg roll

by Yeetum July 12, 2017