My penis

What I gave your mom last night

My penis is large- a 1 inch

by WON'TLETMENAMEMYSELF May 30, 2021

My penis

It is big.

"My penis,"

"Who the fuck starts a conversation like that you weird ass piece of sh-"

by What the fuck is a vagina February 6, 2022

my penis

something big

yo dude my penis is so big!

by insane lesbian furry November 20, 2022

My penis

My gf has this for some reason… I don’t.

My penis is 3 inches long.

by SleepyPensilz January 16, 2025

my penis is bigger than yours

Some thing males say to each other to assert their dominance.

I had to tell my dog "My penis is bigger than yours" to assert my dominance so it would listen to my authority. Afterward a brutal "sword fight" takes place to further prove my dominance to the lesser being.

by Guy with a big penis November 25, 2014

my penis just turned into a giraffe

when something is so awesome and mind blowing that no other words or phrase can describe it.

In a club
John- "Aren't these beats amazing"
Bill-"Yeah, my penis just turned into a giraffe"

At a party a guy throws and open beer bottle in the air, does and backflip and then catch's it without spilling any beer
Tom- "Holy shit that was amazing"
Mike- "my penis just turned into a giraffe"

by tallman83 November 21, 2010

My Penis Itches

If you searched this up your gay as hell.

My penis itches so I must be gay.

by TheMonsterDick November 16, 2021