I had to tell my dog "My penis is bigger than yours" to assert my dominance so it would listen to my authority. Afterward a brutal "sword fight" takes place to further prove my dominance to the lesser being.

my penis is bigger than yours by Guy with a big penis November 25, 2014

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my penis just turned into a giraffe

when something is so awesome and mind blowing that no other words or phrase can describe it.

In a club
John- "Aren't these beats amazing"
Bill-"Yeah, my penis just turned into a giraffe"

At a party a guy throws and open beer bottle in the air, does and backflip and then catch's it without spilling any beer
Tom- "Holy shit that was amazing"
Mike- "my penis just turned into a giraffe"

my penis just turned into a giraffe by tallman83 November 21, 2010

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My Penis Itches

If you searched this up your gay as hell.

My penis itches so I must be gay.

My Penis Itches by TheMonsterDick November 16, 2021