Momento Mori

A common misspelling of the latin phrase "Memento Mori", which roughly translates to "Remember your mortality", "Remember, you will die" or "Remember Death.".

Person A: "You know what they say, Momento Mori."
Person B: "It's Memento Mori you fucking idiot."
Person A: "Shut up, Smartass."

by Thomodachi October 28, 2020

uno momento

It means one moment. It's not that hard to understand.

Jimmy: "PICK THAT SHIT OFF THE GROUND NOW!"
Lisa: "uno momento"
Jimmy: "YOUR SUCH A BITCH LISA!"

by daniellarusso:) October 31, 2019

Kayla Moments

‘Kayla Moments’ are unbelievably dumb or stupid moments where one asks unintelligent questions whilst having a mental blank. These can be common in daily lives.

Kayla moments
E.g Do birds lay eggs? Do strawberries grow on trees? Do sea containers hold fishes?

by Kayla Moment Creator March 24, 2019

Bruh Momento

When you and your friends are playing CS:GO, and you already died in wingman so its left up to your friend, and he clutches the game with 1hp left, and Bruh Moment doesn't describe your excitement enough so you use Bruh Momento because you're a beaner

Friend: *One taps both of the enemies with a deagle across the map*

Friend 2: That was an absolute Bruh Momento

by Epic Gamer 01431 November 17, 2019

Certificato Mamma Mia Momento

bruh moment but in pizza

Gabriel: *takes pasta*
Ethan: I'm never gonna see it again! Certificato mamma mia momento!

by yellow garfield June 22, 2019

Momento Iván

Cuando sucede una conversación en el chat de anuncios.

Rogelio: Vengan al Talk and Drinks!
Iván: Uhhhh chismeeeee
Kyeo: Momento Iván

by Fr4n November 10, 2021

Driveway moments

noun: a term used to describe when an NPR listener arrives to their destination in a vehicle and turns off the engine and puts their hand on the radio but doesn't turn it off or get out of the car because they want to listen to the end of what is currently playing on their NPR station.

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Driveway moments. You arrive home and you turn off the car but you want to listen to Carl Kassel announce who the winners were on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me.

by edisondotme September 22, 2011