MlIF

ur mom

thats a mlif

by CuMmAstErS69420 February 1, 2022

MLIF

My Life Is Fucked.

a spawn of FML (fuck my life).
meaning, while you're busy saying fuck your life, my life is already fucked, been there, done that.

"I dropped my pencil...FML"
man, shut the fuck up, MLIF, my mom got hit by a truck.

by truckermouth August 16, 2009

Milfbait

Adj. A male who seeks the affections of mature women exclusively (see MILF, Cougar). Syn. Cougarbait

Joe won't date a woman under 40, he's hardcore Milfbait.

by JRSLim June 19, 2009

Milfboy

a Milfboy is specifically a gendered male within a legal age (in between 20's or 25.), taking the form of a feminine side. was once a Femboy (a boy with feminine features.) except evolved and more attractive features, well endowed with bigger hips, smaller waist. more wise and three times as attractive.

Milfboy's tend to attract a large group of other males, effectively either turning them from straight to gay, or making them even more addicted to said milfboy.

Male 1: "god damn dude, have you seen that milfboy? dude had the phattest ass ever. and he sucked my dick like a vacuum! I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get him pregnant!

Male 2: "you fuckin idiot, you cant get him pregnant! hes a dude!

Male 3: "UNGA BUNGA MY NUTS HURTT FROM MILBOY"

by Dunkinkk_d October 17, 2020

milfbazongas

The average tiktok virgin

That tiktoker is such a milfbazongas

by youdontgrtplayedlmao May 12, 2021

Milfbusters

a orgonisation with the sole intention of busting milfs.

hey dave, wanna bust some milfs? then give the milfbusters a call!

by shizzlecop September 1, 2009

milfbing

Acronym: Man I'd Like To Fuck But I'm Not Gay

Female-Friend: "Isn't George Clooney hot?"
Male-Friend: "Yeah he's a milfbing"

by N N February 24, 2008