MicFot

Extremely stupid and annoying person.

Damn man you are such a MicFot !

by Dr.Drehwurm April 29, 2020

misfortunation

Intentionally transforming a desirable event into an undesirable event in the hopes that your bad luck will cause it to occur.

I got tired of waiting for my food so I lit a cigarette and, by sheer misfortunation, the waiter arrived a few seconds later.

by Shadowkeeper June 9, 2005

milfoteque

world famous discos where the MILFs usually go for a spin and where meet up with Cougars for a easy hunting session!

Tommy: "I am getting bored in this bar, what do you propose to do?"
LogJamming: "I have the place for you, let's go to the best milfoteque in town!"

by themilfonian November 3, 2011

MicFot

Very annoying and stupid Person.

Damn bro you are such a MicFot !

by mc_new March 26, 2019

Minford

A surname originating in the late 1500s in Ireland during the potato famine. The family bloodline nearly died out, but were saved by their supple wrists and ability to swindle normal wristed folk.

Ew your wrists are so minford!

by Jimmy Big Wrists July 4, 2023

Mr. Milford

Basically a God called Cole a little bitch

Cloe you little bitch I am your ruler mr. Milford

by jjkk2006 October 25, 2019

Milford Michigan

A town located in Oakland County. It is small, but mighty. It is also home to the prestigious Milford High School, home of the Mavericks. It is also inconveniently and stupidly located in the neighboring town Highland. It has students ranging from badass theater people to motherfucking Jocks. On the other side of town includes Central Park, where kids play on swings by day and innocent and stupid girls get raped and shot there by night. After school and on weekends, kids enjoy aimlessly walking downtown with no money and do absolutely nothing of value. That side of town is home to Muir Middle School, where 6th graders get more short and annoying by year, where 7th grade girls become sluts before your eyes, and where 8th graders become full of themselves and cause drama, then get laughed at the year after. It also contains Milford Cinema, where the voicemail is ridiculously and unecessarily long. During the summer, thousands of people gather for the annual Milford Memories festival, where adults can listen to crappy music and get drunk in the beer tent, and teenagers come to hang with people they barely talk to and get innapropriate Henna tattoos that they attempt to hide from their parents, until they blow their cover, get grounded, sneak out in the middle of the night, and go fornicate in the woods of Central Park.

milford michigan

by I am Batwoman. Chyeah. December 31, 2010