61 minute man

When A boy called Harry thinks he can last 61 minutes but really he is a one minute man

Harry: I'm a 61 minute man!

by r3.1n February 14, 2017

5 minute man

A nigga that can only last 5 minutes in bed, He cums too quick

So we were fuckin' and all I know is he stopped 5 minutes in and shit, he got off and I was like what the fuck?! 5 minutes my nigga really?!
"Bitch you got yo self a muthafuckin 5 minute man XD oh my gosh this is so fuckin' rich."

by Beautyfadesdumbisforever! September 19, 2016

one minute man

Not the 61 second man, not the 59 second man, 62 is way out. He is the 60 second, the half of two minutes, the 1/60 of an hour, he is, THE ONE MINUTE MAN. It takes him only ONE minute to start and complete things.

"Holy crap! That plumber is a one minute man!"

by sheeps October 4, 2003

2 minute man

a cuzzy that cumz quick az

ur a 2 minute man cuzzy cuz

by vin geezy bolzance January 25, 2012

Two Minute Man

1. To purposely make your temporary absence known and to make an excuse such as false claims of interacting with a female on a communication messenger (MSN, AIM, etc.) and returning 2 minutes later to resume your online conversation.

2. To boost your self esteem.

Hey, did you guys hear about Brown Jam? He's a two minute man!

by LoboTHEONEANDONLY June 6, 2009

One minute man

Mentioned in the song Turn Red, by M Dot R. Is a reference to Kayvon Parsa Najibzadeh.

If yuh looking fi ya one minute man, Goddamn, she get di wrong man!

by ramp65 March 12, 2024