millenial mullett

haircut - featuring razor cut sides and or crown spikes and a streak of long (usually highlighted) hair at the back for the emo look or medium length feathery layers and a sweep of long bangs brushed to one side for the preppy but edgy types

Tom Kaulitz, Pete Wentz, and Zac Efron
would span the spectrum of the millenial mullett.

by stewlala April 15, 2009

Millenial Calendar

A modern calendar setting year zero as the year the internet was launched 1982 while rataining standard calendar months and days, with all years after 1982 referenced as "the year __ A.I." or "after the internet" and all years before 1982 referenced as 'the year __ B.I." or "before the internet."

Using the Millenial Calendar a person born in 2004 would be said to have been born in the year 21 A.I. , and a person born in 1966 would be said to have been born in the year 21 B.I.

by respectistheanswer May 19, 2018

Millenial Water

Relates to the ubiquitous availability and usage of energy drinks for and by the under 20s (millenials). Red Bull, Relentless, Monster, et al.

A psychological crutch, masquerading magical properties which negate the need for restful sleep and can be used as a prerequisite for anything that requires actual effort.

"Wish they had millenial water back in the day when I was pulling all-nighters playing "Sonic" on my Sega Megadrive; I'd have completed more levels!"

by Diogenetics October 8, 2018

Millenial's Syndrome

People who typically suffer from MS may be known to be afraid or intimidated of answering a phone call or video chatting. MS carriers seem to be okay with only texting to be sure to utilize sarcasm and tone to be conveyed on a box woth letters in it.

My gf caught Millenial's Syndrome so I called it off.

by Rotussin November 15, 2019

millenial body

a "millenial body" is a young dad/mom body. no exercise, flabbly, sloppy or mis-shaped odd looking bodies.

Chealsea has a millenial body.

by memorybully September 28, 2019

Millenial Apocalypse

The end of the world brought on by millenial degeneracy

The Millenial Apocalypse is upon us, we're all gonna die!

by sudnvm May 22, 2020

millenial lunch

A young girl (in their 20s) who just got a haircut and is looking like a snack. But you need to go to the drugstore first.

- Hey, look at that millenial lunch.
>What? The nachos? (Stares at girl across the bar)
- Doesn't that look great? Don't you want some?
> Yea, but I have to go to the drugstore first.

by FRlTZ October 18, 2017