MBP

MBP: means Maniac Bald Person.

Britney became a MBP when she tried to kill a car with her umbrella.

by Sydney; [SMD] =] January 22, 2008

Meatball Pocket -MBP

At the point of male/female relations, the male subject is unable to perform due to heavy drug and/or alcohol intake. At that point the male subject proceeds to throw his flaccid penis and genitals into said womans privates. Thus creating a flabby mold closely resembling a meatball. More times than not this technique does not work and leaves said woman extremely unsatisfied and unamused.

"Did you fuck her?"
"No....Meatball Pocket -MBP"

by The Rock Texas January 07, 2009

MBP

Money before problems

Go list to MBP Ant on all music streaming platforms. I promise he ain’t ass

by MBP Ant June 15, 2022