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March 13th

National tell someone that you like them day, wether you like them platonically or romantically.
-Hey, I like you.
-Where is this coming from?
-Today is march 13th, i have to tell someone I like them.
March 13th by pussyeater536 March 13, 2024

March 13th

Deck anyone under 5'5 in the face for ever assuming they could get money from tall people. Know your place, which is always and eternally, physically and classically below tall people. Never forget it again or else the $5 your broke ass begged for is getting shoved so far up your ass, it'll reach farther than the top shelf that you can't even jump up to.
"March 13th is give $5 to short people day--" I'm going to shoot you in the mouth.
March 13th by freediooo March 13, 2024

The Greatest Tragedy of March 13th 

Once again, Michael was in AP Calculus BC. Michael had asked what infinity/infinity was. One could simply answer the question by saying the answer is undefined; however, that is not what occurred. What occurred was an epic battle of banter. Those around listened in silence and horror, pretending to not listen. The largest blow of this epic battle occurred when, Thall who shall not be named, called Michael a "Dirty Liar". That was the last straw in this encounter. Michael quickly responded with "You did not just call me that". They were in an absolute stalemate. The battle ended with positive email interaction. To this day, the two sides remain at peace.
Today is The Greatest Tragedy of March 13th. We all must mourn this great tragedy. Nothing compares to the horror that occurred on this day. Nothing even comes close. Some might bring up the events that occurred in the 1940s; however, they would be mistaken. One must always respect The Greatest Tragedy of March 13th.

13th March

Person one: hey it’s 13th March

Person two:oh no I have to kiss my crush
Person one: why
Person two:bc it’s kiss your crush day
13th March by Annomus 13 November 13, 2020

13th Of March 

It's @hheizou appreciation day! On this day, we appreciate all that @hheizou has done for the community.
Happy birthday, @hheizou!
Go follow @hheizou on TikTok! He's a really cool guy ☺️
@tastychilde: hey, it's the 13th Of March, @hheizou appreciation day! I've gotta tell my friend about this, because he's really cool. I need to appreciate him!!!!!
13th Of March by tastychilde June 5, 2022

13th Of March 

It's @hheizou appreciation day! Happy birthday Rin!
Go follow @hheizou on TikTok!
@Tastychilde: Hey, it's the 13th Of March! Let me go DM @hheizou!
13th Of March by tastychilde June 5, 2022