March 13

Slap your boyfriends ass day!! Give that juicy dump truck a slap!

Her: it’s March 13, you know what that means
Him: oh no

by Anonymous🍑 March 12, 2021

March 13

National Kiss your Guy Friend Day

Look Brian, I know we are just friends but its March 13th so pucker up buttercup!

by zodiac_master October 28, 2020

March 13

Get in a bitch fight with the hoe of the school.

Hoe: walking in the hallway talking to 100 boys
Person: get’s in a bitch fight

Hoe: takes the L

Why: because it’s march 13 and nobody likes you

by hoosier_daddy March 09, 2023

March 13

A day where I’m so CONFUSED BECAUSE OF THIS DANG TIME CHANGE!!!! AHH!!!!!!
But is a wonder lovely day to be yourself and SCREAM!!

I hate march 13 because if this dang time change

by hesayhedontwantmebackhebelyin March 13, 2022

March 13

On March 13th, like Mar10 day, it spells out Mar13 in reference to the Splatoon character named “Marie”.

On this day, you must play one Splatoon game featuring the character.

Person 1: Yo, man it’s March 13!
Person 2: Damn, already?
Person 1: Yeah, let’s play Splatoon 3.

by Catgamer1000 March 10, 2023

March 13

If you have a Secret Admirer And They Ask you out Today You Have To Reject Them

rejection march 13

by SblockLOL March 25, 2021

March 13

Most amazing midgets are born this day

Small people are born on March 13

by March 13 May 03, 2019