The Mars

A kiss that adopts the jaw movements of Mars from "She's Gotta Have It". Specifically, the kiss entails a shimmying motion of one's jaw, while simultaneously slipping the tongue. It is highly recommended that one inform the recipient of the kiss that he/she will be performing this maneuver, so as not to alarm her/him and cause them to slap the sh*t out of him/her.

Greer: Yooooo. Guess what happened last night, bruh?

Jamie: 'Scuse me? Who the f**k are you, sir?

Greer: I'm the dude that tried to hit Nola with The Mars last night. See, I messed up and didn't tell her what was about to go down though.

Jamie: Tell me more...

Greer: So what had happened was, right, like, I started kissing her and then started shimmying my jaw and sh*t, right, and then next thing I know,

she--

Jamie: ...Slapped the sh*t out of you?

Greer: Yeahhhhhh, how'd you know, bruh?

Jamie: Same sh*t happened to me last weekend.

Mars: Ahhhhhhh! Whack ass n****s.

by shesgottahaveit May 10, 2018

Mars

1. The fourth outermost planet of the Terran-Solar-System. Mars is nicknamed the "Red Planet"; It's red color is the result of great amount of iron oxide FeO2 (rust) in the planet's soil. Mars is a cold, dusty, dry place. Water exist only in frozen caps at the poles. Simple life may have once lived there when it was warmer and wetter. Mars has a very thin atmoshphere which does not protect it well from radiation or meteors. Mars is named after the Roman go of war (the Greek god was Ares)

2. Chocolate company that makes M&Ms.

3. The assumed location of a student who is "spacing out" or daydreaming in school.

1. An international manned mission to mars is expected between 2030 and 2050. The U.S. currently has two robotic rovers Spirit & Opportunity exploring the surface, searching for clues to the planet's past.

2. Mars makes great candy that melts in your mouth and not in your hands.

3. Dialogue Example -
Teacher: Ted. Ted? Ted?!
Ted: *looks dazed* Huh?
Teacher: The class is on problem 23. Where were you? Mars?

by Yobastank October 21, 2004

Mar

a real life blessing, the equivalent to an angel. usually has a heart of gold and cares about everyone. a whole lesbian. typically non-binary. has a huge crush on saoirse ronan and an obsession with bees.

person: did you know honey is dating mar???

person 2: no but mar is an angel, they saved my life.

by ophicleide October 19, 2019

Mars

When you ignore a person on purpose in a conversation or by just not looking at them . Worst form of pain a person can endure . Not advised to be done on heart patients

Rahul : hey guys i got laid yesterday !
Karande : hey pavan did you watch yesterday's episode of chota bheem ?
Pavan : yea bro it was very cool ! I'm in love with chutki . Damn she's very hot

Rahul : ( Fuck i got marsed again )

by theHunk264 January 12, 2018

Mar

Cool, confident and extremely cocky.

Extremely well-rounded who excels in several factors in life such as a nice body, intelligence, witty, humorous, likable, has a hot girl.

Has alot of experience in life.

I wanna be like Mar. He does have it set in life.

by homi3don7playdat February 23, 2012

mar

a fye ass nigga that will bag your moms

ain’t that the nigga who bagged your mom yeah nigga that’s mar

by mar nigga September 17, 2020

mar

mar is the kind of comedy that uplifts the mood

mar: guys guys
why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
because then it would be a foot

by DonkeyNeck June 24, 2020