mangled minge

when you enter the female genitalia that has been so ruffed up from previous visitors it clamps hold of your manhood so tight you cant even get help from your homies you just have to mangle minge threw and take one for the team

hey bro if your looking for fun and your homies are not single and available to mingle just hook up with ginge shes got a real mangled minge just hold on tight if your on top clench on for your life to her her fringe

by boris sniffer July 17, 2020

mangled dangle

A man with a prince albert and thus a deformed penis

Dude did you hear Freddie got a prince albert?

Yeah man, his new name is Mangled Dangle.

by Tar Heel October 24, 2008

Mangled Squirrel

Someone that is very annoying and stupid.

Girl 1 : Joey has been getting on my nerves all day!

Girl 2 : Ugh, he's such a mangled Squirrel

by Squirrelo0 November 7, 2020

Megan's Mangled Produce

A type of produce that is inserted in the vagina or anus during sexual foreplay, after which is used in a recipe of some sort. Salads work well, as well as casseroles, and surprisingly ratatouille.

Man 1- Dude, I had the best of Megan's Mangled Produce last night.

Man 2- I'm so jealous, bro. What kind was it? The bulging bean? My personal favorite is the chewcumber.

by Veggies69 June 21, 2009

mangaletose

pronounced man'ga la tose
A severe state of inebriation where the person(s) are in a catatonic state or in a semi-responsive light sleep.
*slang, a combination of the slang meaning of mangled (high or drunk) and comatose

I'm trying to get mangaletose tonight!,
Yo that dude's mangaletose!

by Phlly Billy or Benny the Joe February 3, 2009

Mangled

The state of having an extreme high percentage of alcohol in your system, which is greater than your urine output

Tim: 'Ethan lad. Last night you were mangled'
Ethan: 'No I wasn't, you must be dreaming it'
Heron: 'Ethan, lets be real here, you were infact Mangled'

by Jeff n inspiration October 28, 2018

Mangled

When you’re so high you loose your state of consciousness and go completely west

Oi last night I was mangled off that MD

by Gurner Kings November 19, 2018