M.I.A

A the spanish definition of 'missing in combat'

Ty is M.I.A

by The catcher of the truth April 23, 2019

M.I.A.

Masturbator in action

We regret to inform you that your son is M.I.A..

by quit it and hit it August 26, 2010

M.I.A.

A rather baffling Tamilian (Sri Lankan Tamil) pop artist who in some pictures looks rather cute while in others looks like a brown ghetto fabulous Michael Jackson.

confused guy: So is M.I.A. a hottie or a tranny? I can't tell!

by Da well-endowed Poonjabi October 15, 2008

M.I.A

Missing
In
Action

oh sorry did not understand that your dad was an M.I.A from the vietnemieze war .

by preety 12594 February 03, 2016

M.I.A

missing in action

Bella:Omg Audrey is really M.I.A right now
Catty:Yea Audrey is
Audrey:No I'm not and what do that even means 😣😭😭
Catty:Lamoooo😂😂
Bella:It means missing in action

by Alysha😘😘 April 29, 2018

M.I.A.

(Masturbation Induced Arthritis) An acute inflamation and/or repetetive motion injury in the wrist and forearms, caused by severe repetetive self pleasuring masturbatory episodes. Usually occurs in teenage to young adult males.

Severe cases require patient to avoid any and all sexual stimulation. Very often mistaken or misdiagnosed as carpal tunnel syndrome or tendenitus, or tennis elbow.

I can't play hockey today cuz my "M.I.A." is acting up.

by handydandypandy August 01, 2011

m.i.a

missing in action. when you no longer get any sexual action and have been longing for it for a long time.

Kirsten was in denial for m.i.a.

by ashattack July 29, 2008