M.I.A.

Three words abbreviated Missing- In- Action

We thought you was M.I.A. since you havent came by the house. You need to be M.I.A. before they find you

by MrBizo November 18, 2018

M.I.A.

Masturbator in action

We regret to inform you that your son is M.I.A..

by quit it and hit it August 26, 2010

M.I.A.

A rather baffling Tamilian (Sri Lankan Tamil) pop artist who in some pictures looks rather cute while in others looks like a brown ghetto fabulous Michael Jackson.

confused guy: So is M.I.A. a hottie or a tranny? I can't tell!

by Da well-endowed Poonjabi February 19, 2009

M.I.A

missing in action

Bella:Omg Audrey is really M.I.A right now
Catty:Yea Audrey is
Audrey:No I'm not and what do that even means 😣😭😭
Catty:Lamoooo😂😂
Bella:It means missing in action

by Alysha😘😘 May 31, 2018

M.I.A

Missing
In
Action

oh sorry did not understand that your dad was an M.I.A from the vietnemieze war .

by preety 12594 October 6, 2016

M.I.A.

(Masturbation Induced Arthritis) An acute inflamation and/or repetetive motion injury in the wrist and forearms, caused by severe repetetive self pleasuring masturbatory episodes. Usually occurs in teenage to young adult males.

Severe cases require patient to avoid any and all sexual stimulation. Very often mistaken or misdiagnosed as carpal tunnel syndrome or tendenitus, or tennis elbow.

I can't play hockey today cuz my "M.I.A." is acting up.

by handydandypandy August 1, 2011

m.i.a

missing in action. when you no longer get any sexual action and have been longing for it for a long time.

Kirsten was in denial for m.i.a.

by ashattack August 25, 2008