M.I.A.

Missing in Action

Mired in Ass

My pal lives with his uncle who is married - his vacation is spending a few weeks M.I.A.

by Politically Correct Forest May 30, 2020

M.i.a.

To be “missing in action” Not be seen for sometime

Dan: I met this girl at the bar and she went M.i.a.
Shane: she must not like you

by Antmarie June 2, 2018

M.I.A.

Following the Super Bowl 46 halftime show antics by the singer of the same name, M.I.A. is a polite way to describe someone flipping someone else off.

Taylor was tired after a long day in the cube, so when her boss approached her about a drink after work she simply said "M.I.A." and went home.

by ciisteve March 14, 2012

M.I.A.

Three words abbreviated Missing- In- Action

We thought you was M.I.A. since you havent came by the house. You need to be M.I.A. before they find you

by MrBizo November 18, 2018

M.I.A.

Masturbator in action

We regret to inform you that your son is M.I.A..

by quit it and hit it August 26, 2010

M.I.A.

A rather baffling Tamilian (Sri Lankan Tamil) pop artist who in some pictures looks rather cute while in others looks like a brown ghetto fabulous Michael Jackson.

confused guy: So is M.I.A. a hottie or a tranny? I can't tell!

by Da well-endowed Poonjabi February 19, 2009

M.I.A.

(Masturbation Induced Arthritis) An acute inflamation and/or repetetive motion injury in the wrist and forearms, caused by severe repetetive self pleasuring masturbatory episodes. Usually occurs in teenage to young adult males.

Severe cases require patient to avoid any and all sexual stimulation. Very often mistaken or misdiagnosed as carpal tunnel syndrome or tendenitus, or tennis elbow.

I can't play hockey today cuz my "M.I.A." is acting up.

by handydandypandy August 1, 2011