adj. The state of being convinced one is suffering from an illness/disorder/etc. much more severe than what one really has based on a Web M.D. diagnosis.
Ty: I researched my symptoms online, and I think I may have a brain tumor.
Cassie: That's Ty; he's Web M.D.-lusional.
Cassie: That's Ty; he's Web M.D.-lusional.
by clarke paley December 4, 2010
Get the Web M.D.-lusional mug.A critically acclaimed medical drama television series starring British actor Hugh Laurie who plays an anti-social doctor (Dr. Gregory House) that specializes in infectious diseases and nephrology, and is also head of the Department of Diagnostic Medicine.
Other characters include Dr. James Wilson(an oncologist) and head of the Department of Oncology, Dr. Lisa Cuddy (an endocrinologist) and also Dean of Medicine, Dr. Eric Foreman (a neurologist), Dr. Allison Cameron (an immunologist), and Dr. Robert Chase (an intensivist).
House M.D. is smart and cleverly written and has the best theme song ever.
Other characters include Dr. James Wilson(an oncologist) and head of the Department of Oncology, Dr. Lisa Cuddy (an endocrinologist) and also Dean of Medicine, Dr. Eric Foreman (a neurologist), Dr. Allison Cameron (an immunologist), and Dr. Robert Chase (an intensivist).
House M.D. is smart and cleverly written and has the best theme song ever.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: (approaching with two young-looking female interns) Dr. House!
Dr. Gregory House: Time for Girl Scout cookies already?
Dr. Wilson: Get me some Thin Mints.
This is a quote from House M.D..
Dr. Gregory House: Time for Girl Scout cookies already?
Dr. Wilson: Get me some Thin Mints.
This is a quote from House M.D..
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Get the House M.D. mug.George W.M.D. Bush cried wolf, wolf, wolf, and everybody listened, but I don't think anyone will listen next time.
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Get the B.O.M.D mug.The doctor which solved a lot of cases by thinking smart and dangerous. Seeing the positive outcome and the worst at the same time.
House M.D.: Hey, no problem the patient might be dad by tomorrow, but you think it`s better to wait a few hours...
The team: Yeah, but we think...
The machine: BP is dropping!!!
House M.D. : See, now we can put him on the antibiotics. You idiots.
The team: Yeah, but we think...
The machine: BP is dropping!!!
House M.D. : See, now we can put him on the antibiotics. You idiots.
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Get the G.M.D.W mug.Can mean either MODERN DAY GOLDEN RULE or MEDICAL DOCTOR/DENTIST GOLDEN RULE. Illustrates the degraded/depraved state of the human psyche in the self-centered dog-eat-dog world of the 21st Century.
Modern Day Golden Rule:
(1) "Do unto others BEFORE they do unto you"... in other words, CLOBBER EVERYONE AROUND YOU INTO A SHAPELESS PULP SO THAT THEY CAN'T "GET" YOU FIRST! (Never mind that those other hapless mortals may not have had any thought/intention whatsoever of harming you... why take the chance???)
(2) "Do unto others IF they have done unto you"... in other words, never do anything nice or helpful for anyone unless you get PAID to do it, or unless THEY DO SOMETHING FOR YOU IN RETURN. Nunna this "charity/volunteer" or "out of the goodness of your heart" bullcrap!
(3) "Do unto others AS they have done unto you"... in other words, TAKE REVENGE! Whup their sorry butts twice as hard as they hurt you (even if they never intentionally meant to offend), or sue the pants off 'em in court!
Medical Doctor/Dentist Golden Rule: "Do unto other SO THAT THEY ARE FORCED to do unto you"... in other words, INTENTIONALLY CAUSE A HEALTH CRISIS WITH YOUR CLIENTS, so that they will then be compelled to pay you hefty fat fees to "cure" them!! Perform needless/destructive surgery, give them medicine that you know they will react allergically to, pick around on their teeth to create new cavities if none are already present, and so on.
Modern Day Golden Rule:
(1) "Do unto others BEFORE they do unto you"... in other words, CLOBBER EVERYONE AROUND YOU INTO A SHAPELESS PULP SO THAT THEY CAN'T "GET" YOU FIRST! (Never mind that those other hapless mortals may not have had any thought/intention whatsoever of harming you... why take the chance???)
(2) "Do unto others IF they have done unto you"... in other words, never do anything nice or helpful for anyone unless you get PAID to do it, or unless THEY DO SOMETHING FOR YOU IN RETURN. Nunna this "charity/volunteer" or "out of the goodness of your heart" bullcrap!
(3) "Do unto others AS they have done unto you"... in other words, TAKE REVENGE! Whup their sorry butts twice as hard as they hurt you (even if they never intentionally meant to offend), or sue the pants off 'em in court!
Medical Doctor/Dentist Golden Rule: "Do unto other SO THAT THEY ARE FORCED to do unto you"... in other words, INTENTIONALLY CAUSE A HEALTH CRISIS WITH YOUR CLIENTS, so that they will then be compelled to pay you hefty fat fees to "cure" them!! Perform needless/destructive surgery, give them medicine that you know they will react allergically to, pick around on their teeth to create new cavities if none are already present, and so on.
I try very hard to just behave myself, keep a low profile, and not get sick if I can possibly help it --- there are too many human jackals out there who practice the M.D. Golden Rule.
by QuacksO February 8, 2013
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