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relationship lurker

He's that dude who doesn't have any dating game on his own, so he hangs around couples waiting for the breakup so he can first be "the friend" to the girl, with hopes of it progressing to something more. He's always trying to stay friendly with his friends' exs. It sometimes works, but usually also breaks the bro code and leads to loss of friends, trust, and respect.
Rick: Who's she dating now?

Andy: Remember that little relationship lurker Seth she was always bringing along when we went out? They hooked up.
by musacha April 4, 2009
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Luderchampagne

Den korrekte fag term, når man blander Carlsberg porter og en citron vand
Skal vi lige går ned i kælderen og blande noget luderchampagne

Hey tøser så skal der blandes luderchampagne
by AbeTyver February 4, 2016
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lurker

A lurker is someone that follows the forum but doesn’t post.
by Monk Mojo August 5, 2003
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Down Low Lurker

A man on the DL who lurks around public restrooms, parks, truck stops, porn stores, the locker room and shower at the gym, etc. looking for some random stranger(s) to have sex with.
I hate going to the gym on Thursdays after work. There’s this creepy DL Lurker who always seems to be hanging around in the shower or wandering the locker room in a towel.

I swear to God, her boyfriend is a down low lurker. I see him hanging around by the library bathroom three nights a week.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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lurkerbater

A person who anonymously watches a chat room while strumming their filthies.
There are 2 of us chatting but I see a third person is reading. It must be Raven, the original lurkerbater.
by Kaiservonschizen March 19, 2014
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Luner

Someone who enjoys staying awake at night stargazing and watching the night sky.
“Hey, look at that luner”
“Yeah he’s been staring at the stars for a while now”
by idfklmao July 9, 2022
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Discord Lurker

Someone who is part of a Discord Server, but rarely sends chats and NEVER joins the VC without mute and deafen on. These people are usually on for quite a while at a time, but you wont ever really see them interact.
Person 1: I've seen that guy on a lot, but never seen him talk.
Person 2: That's because he is a Discord Lurker
by DiscordLurker March 29, 2022
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