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lurch

huge male person (Addams Family)
by Big Bob April 9, 2002
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lurch

a massive person- really tall and lanky
stopp hoggin the boards, just cuz ur a lurch.
by belly May 13, 2005
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Lurching

When one has smoked enough marijuana in a communal situation that they sit idly & forget they're holding the bowl rather than passing it to the next person. Similar to the term bogart, but in this case it's caused by being stoned enough to become forgetful rather than just being greedy or selfish; it also applies almost exclusively to bowls (& bongs) rather than to joints. Ironically, it typically takes the others in the room some time to realize someone is Lurching the bowl because they're all stoned enough to forget who's holding it too.

This term is not widely used, & has its origins in the Chicago suburbs in the late '80's.
Hey man, it's puff-puff-pass; quit Lurching the bowl!
by Doktor Schadenfreude February 6, 2010
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Lurching

When you're on the verge of sleep but you're dumb ass body makes this abnormal and completely ridiculous twitch that you have no control over and it wakes you from your peacefulness and leaves you thinking 'goddammit' while you're friends look at you with stupid expressions on their faces and wonder why you're scowling in silence.
And then they laugh at you, the pricks.
Child 1: Hey what was that you were doing in your bed last night? Looked like someone tasered you.
Child 2: Lurching. It sucks.
Child 3:*Laughs* I'm gunna Urban Dictionary this shit!
by scarheadpotter July 9, 2011
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Lurch

A tall, gangly, timid male who in generally inept at accomplishing any task with grace or elegance. Very rarely socially presentable but usually entertains with his awkwardness.
Did you see Lurch eat shit right in front of those girls at the party?

Ya that's some straight up Lurchin' shit!
by moransickle October 4, 2012
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Attic Lurcher

The kind of child or person you would find creeping around your attic without your knowledge; a creeper or stalker.
"Man, that boy Timmy is sooo creepy!"

"Yeah, i bet he is an attic lurcher!"
by chhs91 March 3, 2009
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Lurcher

noun (plural: lurchers); a person-usually a friend-who is included in private internet chat rooms but takes no active part in the conversation. Unlike a common internet 'lurker,' a lurcher is creepy like Lurch from the Adam's family.
Twelve people read my message but no one replied. Damn lurchers!
by Cool Cunts Family September 26, 2015
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